If for some reason the NPCs in the game were able to post on these forums, what do you think they’d post? What would be the hot topics?
Hot Topics?
“Stop Killing Us!”
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Sylvanas would be posting those cringe everything that’s bad is actually good, and all the good things are actually bad post, to cope with being on the bad side.
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Good thing you already have me for that.
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Any NPCs?
“You no take candle”
“Ook Dooker!”
“mggrrlgrrgl?”
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(old model) Tyrande would say “Why am I the only person in Azeroth to wear high heels?”
All’s well Commander
We are here for you anon
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Citizens of Dalaran! Raise your eyes to the skies and observe! Today our world’s destruction has been averted in defiance of our very makers!
Algalon the Observer, herald of the titans, has been defeated by our brave comrades in the depths of the titan city of Ulduar.
Algalon was sent here to judge the fate of our world. He found a planet whose races had deviated from the titans’ blueprints. A planet where not everything had gone according to plan.
Cold logic deemed our world not worth saving. Cold logic, however, does not account for the power of free will. It’s up to each of us to prove this is a world worth saving. That our lives… our lives are worth living.
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Winds guide you.
Walk with the Earthmother.
Keep yar feet on tha ground.
Hail traveler.
They would probably be wondering what happened to goldshire
they’d be trolling the DK forums.
“Get a rope!!!”.
They would post something like, “Grow up! You are the hero of the realm! Stop whinging about some other class being OP and not getting drops you think you deserve.”
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NPC: Hero! Will you save me from this dire threat for a few gold?
Me: Do I look like Chuck Norris?
NPC: B-b-but Hero, I ne-
Me: MRGLMRGLMRGL!
NPC: Did Sargeras hit you too hard on your hea-
Me: Have you seen Mankirk’s Wife?
NPC: Geeze, it’s like I never left the Barrens…
Me: And I never left…wait for it…sunglasses…YOUR MOM!!
NPC: I’ll give you everything I have just to leave.
Me (after filling up my bags with worthless crap): Easiest gold I ever made!
Magni pops up out of the ground
Magni: Hero, Azeroth need y-
Me: MRGLMRGLMRGL!
Magni (reaches into his pockets for his gold): Son of a bi-
Me: Do you know where Mankirk’s wife is?
And so it goes…
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Every morning you would have a Human NPC. Be it from Westfall to Redridge.
“Good day to you”
Then another one replies.
“King’s honor, friend.”
Garrosh: I did nothing wrong!
Cairne Bloodhoof: So can I get a role in Shadowlands given that I did nothing when I was alive in WOW.
Magni: You need to heal Azeroth’s wounds Champion.
Vanessa Vancleef: Hey, I’m forming a raid on Stormwind. Anyone want to join? I am going to gank Anduin.
The Jailer: Not even death can save you from me! Wait, what do you mean Diablo already said that?
Kael’thas: Magisters’ Terrace was merely a set back!
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Im pretty sure we would see NPCs from Darkshire, Duskwood and Honor Hold, Hellfire Peninsula angrily posting about trying to do their jobs and support the players while being ruthlessly slaughtered by the opposite factions players for several hours at a time.
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Anduin: Stop shipping me with wrathion! I like Draenei and Dwarves, not dragons!
Nathan-kun: makes countless “Sylvanas isn’t evil, you are” threads
Tyrande: forum stalks Sylvanas making sassy comments on everything she posts
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Wrathion: C’mon buddy, you know you like my big, scaley tail!
Anduin: Reported for in-game harrassment!
Usha Eyegouge : Those Alliance vermins are crawling all over the Azerite here!
What are you waiting for?!?!?!
Cccccrussshhhhh themmmm!!!
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