“All that armor and you still can’t fight your way out of a paper box. You probably couldn’t kill a murloc if you tried your hardest!”
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“That’s rich comin’ from the Blood Knight!”
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So who’s bones did you have to take to replace your old ones?
Yo mama’s, boyeee!
“OOOOOOHHHH!”
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If that was meant to be an insult it was pathetic
“Family, friends, DEATH TO THE LIVING!!! These are what matter most.”
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I’d have you for lunch, but I only eat brains.
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You’re no different than the Scourge.
You’re no different from the elves.
(Yes, for trolls this IS an insult)
I was unaware that being clean and wart-free was an insult.
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Not really clean, given you be covered in somethin’ much worse, it be called void.
How’s the weather up there?
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Look, I know orcs aren’t the brightest, but you need to understand… ovens and armour are two different things.
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“I don’t need to insult you. Your void-addled presence is enough mockery as is.”
So what’s it like being a walking can opener? Can I wind you up and make you play music?
You used a word with three-whole syllables! Impressive. Do sit down and take a break. You’ve earned it.
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Let me guess:
Your favorite color is blue, you like long walks at night, you oil your beard and hair, and you’re really soft and caring?
TF outta here with your well-dressed shenanigans.
If you don’t oil your beard, you should consider it. Potential partners might actually find you attractive if it wasn’t somehow prickly and greasy at the same time!