A big mouse trap with a bottle of body glitter on the trigger plate. I figure we’d get half a dozen a snap, we’ll work in four man reset teams on 12 hour shifts.
We’ll have the population under control within a decade or two.
A big mouse trap with a bottle of body glitter on the trigger plate. I figure we’d get half a dozen a snap, we’ll work in four man reset teams on 12 hour shifts.
We’ll have the population under control within a decade or two.
Invite the Silver Covenant and all their accompanying retinue back to Dalaran. Then explode it over foreign lands with mass casualties.
Merge them with the Velfs. Just void nuke them and boom, everyone is a velf. Blizzard should have done that a long time ago and this identity nonsense the helf fans have started with the belfs could be put to rest at last. God forbid anyone at Blizzard ever makes a decision.
The ‘High’ Elves would release a virus that quickly killed all Blood elves. Then it got loose and killed all of them too !
Nothing left but Void Elves- protected by the Void.
( Just teasing, I’d never want this- but as long as you are enjoying the idea of mass murder- have one for your own favored race)
yes, rename the silver convenat and all the high elves as void elves under alleria leadership
No. Begone from the depths of the Maw from once you came.
Elves are like roaches, you think you’ve killed them off but they’ll be back.
I would shudder simply welcome the surviving Quel’dorei back home
With a nice bottle of arcwine, a platter of spider surprise and some bloodthistle
Might not need to since Dalaran is guna get blown up. Hopefully they are all on it.
We already know they are safe and well
With Metzen back I would very much doubt something like that would happen, because I am ~90% sure he was the one who originally wanted High Elves gone. Since Wc2 HE were treading very closely to being outright copyright infringement. Seeing as they just took DnD high elves and put them into WC without even bothering to change the namn of important places or such.
I mean, imagine if FF14 added green playable orcs, with their capital city being named
Orgrimma with a leader named “Thrals”. That’s basically WC high elves.
Yeah, sign me up.
I’d put food coloring in their eyes to change them purple.
Jobs done!
Yeah but if that were ever once a real issue, it still would be. Because high elves didn’t ever go away.
You should see the stuff they do in China if you think this is close.
Y’all just jelly you’re not us
Silverymoon, although it’s likely the basis for the name of Silvermoon, isn’t an elven city in Forgotten Realms. The nearest major elven city state in the region is, iirc, Evereska
I find this thread in poor taste… But I’ll play along to explain my thought IF Blizzard ever tried this.
Which they are not going to do.
…
I digress.
Id have the Silver Covenant and the Highvale elves decide to have a talk together with Alleria and several of the void elves accompanying them to participate.
The idea being all the Alliance aligned elves trying to unify into a single front.
The SC and Highvale would have some contention due to the purge, the SC feeling justified the Highvale pissed they killed so many quel’dorei. Alleria and Umbric trying to play mediators.
Then have the Void Ethereals spring a surprise attack and use another powerful artifact to try to make all the high elves and some of the void elves who failed their concentration saves into void beings.
Alleria, Umbric and player fight them off and reclaim the artifact but all the elves were turned into void elves and the void elves captured became void monsters.
All the elf groups retreat to the Rift to learn to keep the whispers at bay and the Void elves use the artifact as a power source in a new Citadel in the Rift using it to help make new void elves from other stragglers and blood elves still coming to learn…
But also. I don’t think this is needed or good.
I think once they establish how new void elves are made a group coming to join up is great and if you want to play a high elf you just do.
(unless blizz does a whole AR in midnight but I feel that’s unlikely.)
Send them to Aussie land. Where all the nopes and nopes live. We can also send you the Kardashians if you wish
Maybe toughin them up a bit.
That’d be an insult to those that sacrificed themselves defending Quel’Thalas against the Scourge …
Them changing their name away from ‘Blood Elves’ would be spitting in the face of the values of why they changed their name, and dishonouring those who fell defending their kingdom.
Despite what many believe, the title ‘Blood Elves’ has absolutely nothing to do with the fel, their eyes or even the Horde.
I like your way of thinking!
Send them to the Nerubians, to give em a good taste of our spidery goodness
Throw in some crocs behind them, for good measure.