How to wipe out the High Elves

If they want High Elves, just tell everyone, good news, High Elvis is coming. Pretty sure everyone loves High Elvis more than High Elves.

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Short answer, I wouldn’t.

Long answer, I would use this whole this opportunity to galvanize the high elves into a unified front and add them either as an alliance allied race or more in depth customizations for void elves specifically (have their racial change aesthetic like man’ari options on Draenei and gift of the naaru) whilst the horde finally and at long last gets forest trolls options in an equivalent way before moving on to plotting how make wildhammer their own thing and add vrykul to the alliance and ogres to the horde.

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I would have them turn Quel’Thalas over to me. If they do not bow down to my demands, I would vaporize Silvermoon with the Alliance space laser. I’ll be sure to write them a lovely orbit-uary.

Twirls mustache

This is about as likely as Hell freezing over, playable ogres/arakkoa/sethrak, a US president finishing their tenure without ordering a war crime, or Sega releasing another Alex Kidd game.

I wouldn’t get rid of High Elves, I’d add them to the game. Locked behind a Plurm event. With 80 renown :smiling_imp:

Already happened.

I took blood elves getting a blue eye option as them rejoining their homeland.

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Well you see, I wouldn’t!

They are forever a part of this game <3

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Gather all of them up in Dalaran and blow it up. We could use a nice cleansing, to end the fighting in the forums.

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They all die on the way back to Quel’thalas.

They’ve been allowed back for a while. Even the ones who consider themselves part of the alliance have been allowed to make pilgrimage to the sunwell. It’s sacred to them all, and Lor’themar isn’t a monster. Unless they were particular infamous or notorious there’s no real reason why someone from the silver covenant couldn’t just quietly return to quel’thalas.

The Elves aren’t the problem. It’s the portion of the fanbase that goes overboard that’s the problem.

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That’s what I get for not keeping up with the industry. It used to be a given that Alex Kidd was never going to see the light of day again. :sweat_smile:

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I’ll call the DEA on them.

Because they’re . . . high elves

If you think that’s cool, you should try the remake of Wonder Boy 3! The art style is absolutely gorgeous!

The Orcs will do it.

I’ll need 20 kegs of ale.
Many axes/maces.
And a continuous tape of the Benny Hill theme.

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I always thought it’d be better to have a quest chain showing the last few high elves dissolving “their” culture and going their separate ways. 2 go to the Horde and become Sin’dorei the other 3 go intermarry humans and thats it. Something like that.

Just bring back Arthas. Let him finish the great and noble job he started.

I would get the helf community to accept that they’re the second most narratively barren and generic race in the entire game, being surpassed only by troggs.

Once they’re made to internalize how incredibly, blindingly lame they are from a story/lore standpoint people will be able to look at the grand wonder of possibility that the other races offer to them.

problem is, you couldnt lol

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