Or a shirt. I’m like “WTH is this poor boy schtick he has going on?”
No shirt, no shoes, no service!
Draenei are born with high heels attached.
Not all it’s cracked up to be.
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But your /waggle is the stuff of legends.
if gnomes can use Armageddon we can run in high heels
And to think, it started as a bit of a joke.
Now it’s a meme, and my signature move.
Who knew?
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Well you caught my gaze ma’am.
I seem to have that effect on people. 
All right gonna have ot put a stop to this here before it turns cringe
Well. I need to go pet my cat. He is scratching at my hand demanding attention.
I’m not sure if I’d use high heels in game but I immediately thought of this movie scene featuring Chiwetel Ejiofor stomping around in heels while singing.
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can we get them in white please? 
gives Morcee a pair of white crocs and steals a hug
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WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSEE
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I’m sorry but they would make me too tall. I fully support your desire to be fabulous.
You would rock them beautifully.
is this an insult? 
Heels are worse. Neither having to listen to someone going “Clomp! Clomp! Clomp!” or “Click! Click! Click!” all day long on tile floor pleases me. Makes me glad I work nights again.
Night shift! Beer me!
For you. No. You can work it because you’re that stunning.
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Pif! Not all dwarves lack coordination!
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