Care for a dance? I need someone to teach me how to River dance.
We’d better not get high heels.
Safer just to have pieces of fruit to wear on my feet.
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River dance is easy!
Step 1. Find a river.
Step 2. Dance to keep your feet warm.
Step 3. Sell secret to irish dance troupe.
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I can’t stop listening to this every time I click this thread.
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Why Lara Croft had the right idea.
I was low key looking for a hot date with a dwarf. Lol. I guess I could make a mint in Ogrimmar putting on shows.
well i support the folks wanna feel like a different kind of winner in high heels.
But that’s kinda terrible to walk on sand with ngl
Ironforge is pretty hot. Molten… actually.
Even so, they dont sell high heels. Pity.
New yearly race? All around Tanaris! Winner gets a sand drake mount. Must be in heels. Random chance to lose your balance and fall over.
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Do you know how many ankles you are going to break?!?!
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The correct answer is all of them. MAY THE GAMES BEGIN!
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Laughs in stonebones…
wait its stone skin… MY ANKLES!!!
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well you are either callin a healer, or gettin a crutch.
maybe a metal foot if yer unlucky enough
I would too.
An orc warrior charging at you with the high heels on.
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I don’t even know how ladies, or whomever these days, can stand to wear those things (or why they would.)