Why don’t we have high heels yet? The jailer would be peeing his pants if he saw me running towards him wearing high heels!
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Tactical high heels 
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if you were wearing high heels you wouldnt be running anywhere
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it takes skills to pay the bills 
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I need stilettos to inflict more pain on my foes when I kick them in the face.
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Stilettos
+1 damage
+1000 sexiness
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I wish. But I think it would require a different skeleton. That’s what had to be done in Skyrim mods anyway. Since heels change how you walk where you get that little hip swagger while you’re on your tippy toes
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It would hilarious. Male Orc tank in a white wedding dress and heels wobbling through the raid.
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Rosenivy showing up to a transmog contest with this playing as he’s got heels on
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Nobody cares if you feel short… .
You nailed Thrall’s new theme. 
I once saw a lady outrun a t rex in high heels. I think we’ll be fine.
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the jailer couldn’t even afford shoes for the longest time wtf
I would too
it’s all fun and games until the heel breaks off and you break your ankle and even after it heals you’ll never walk quite the same again
but damn did you look sexy in the moment! 
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I care but I have cookies for that.
This is true…this would all be over if I could just woe the jailor in a set of high heels
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Some things are worth a little risk and transitory sex appeal is one of them.
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Something something “misogynistic”, something something “just to be eye candy for men”, something something “tool of the patriarchy”.
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