Goulgrin smashes his head through a wall in a wild scream!
“I DO PVPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! THE FIGHT AND GLORY IN COMBAT! SMASHING YOIR ENEMIES TO DUST AND PICKING THEM UP TO OFFER A COOL BREW FOR THE GOOD DUST UP!!”
“Ahem… Filling out your conquest bar grants a 100 ilvl item each time. When you get a full set of gear it gives 115 ilvl. This is a method that guarantees getting a piece of every armor and weapon slot.”
Sir, I’m afraid we can no longer serve you. The bar closed six hours ago and your drool is pooling on the bar. Please leave or I call Magni amd have him put you on “Champion Duty” until AFTER Shadowlands.
“Random bgs are good but never forget the wpvp cta quests, bounties and air drops. Get every last piece of conquest you can lad. Also with a good friend arenas are not that hard, take it easy.”
“This be true unless you get high rating, which can happen if you got a good buddy in arena.”
“READY FOR BATTLE!! BEAT BACK THE GREENSKINS!!! IM STILL SOBER!!”
Magni? Yeah. Hey look buddy, we got one of yours here…yep…as a Wolpertinger. Yep, all over the bar. Yeah? Okay. Right, but the Chamber is still a wreck and with the rest of us going into the Shadowlands, I fig…look, that place is a mess and we’re all jumping into a hole in the sky soon. You know you need a “Champion” and this one fits the bill. Five minutes? What if he r…no, I know Dwarves stink at running when they’re drunk…yeah. Look, just come and get this clown will ya? Or you’re just gonna have to spend all of Shadowlands helping Wrathion with organizing his hair product and eye shadow…yep, my thoughts exactly. See you in five.
“Thank Ye lass. I needed that, been a crazy few days.”
“She is right lad, though it be four in the morn in my place. I gotta he headed to bed. When Magni shows he won’t be to pleased with lying gnomes, he might call Gelbin to come get ya!”((As a server of alcohol, I have seen real life instances of people who come in a mess and after a few good drinks of alcohol leave more sober than Saint Theresa. It’s a odd world sometimes people need a drink to be normal.))
returns hug, Puts cookie and carrot away for later. slight smile.
I’m still working on doing all of the treat buckets on my Kultiran Rogue. Was to depressed to do them last night. Today isn’t looking much better. Still getting a character from 45 to 49 in one night is awesome.