Its eerily accurate on the social media stuff too
2 Likes
By the way, for all you other healers out there, I am sure you can relate, this is one of my favorite videos on all of Youtube(iāve healed in most of these games, Rift is mentioned several times, I played that character too)
4 Likes
Please stand in my AoE heals, pleaseā¦
4 Likes
And she even managed to screw THAT up. Did anyone noctice how she carried the ā100ā and not the āoneā?
And people wonder why kids are so stupid today.
3 Likes
Btw, since I am a healer main in the games I play. I actually quit XIV because of how they did healers in SHB. I just couldnāt stand to see one of my favorite all time healers butchered so badly. RIP Astrologian. Iām still very upset about how XIV is streamlining things to be so simple itās almost insulting to the playerbase lmao. You pretty much press 3 buttons and call it a runā¦
You also donāt hear people come from XIV to WoW, usually the other way around lol.
4 Likes
I could also tell how I got a āCivics teacherā fired in my sophomore HS year. He was a protoype of todayās āsensitive male feministā who also coached girlās tennis. He wanted us to write a paper on racism. He then proceeded to edit out all the examples of racist language in my paper claiming it wasā¦get thisā¦racist. I went to the principle and schoolboard who then proceeded to investigate him. Lesson being, never let a self-proclaimed āmale feministā anywhere near the girlās tennis team.
I also stood up for my Algebra 2 teacher after students accused him of not teaching correctly. I went to the school board meeting and ratted all those jerks out for not paying attention, passing notes, etc.
Unfortunately, this was in '94 and Mr. Toddās ability mattered far less than the feelings, expectations, and future success of students who showed no interest in learning.
I may suck at math but Iāll stick up for any math teacher that actually gives a damn.
3 Likes
Gelās nose is bleeding from getting hit in the face with one of their own mugs. Then they nods
Okay, thatās enough ale for you, ya light weight. Getting drunk off of one ale!
They chuckle before going to tend to the probably broken nose
2 Likes
The best pencil sharpeners ever. I fondly recall some of the best times in class were cranking the crank and listening to the sound of your pencil grinding down. Between that and when they let you work with the rubber cement in art class. Donāt know which one was better,
5 Likes
Hops madly around the lounge bouncing off of the walls, so excited that she cannot even eat.
Okay. Fine then! puts carrot cake away
Ok, I tried the whole female Geladrian thing, and it just doesnāt look right. Lol
Stops bouncing madly around long enough to wonder if there was quick grow hair tonic in that mug that hit him in the face.
Returns to her frantic hopping while looking for her Floofzie.
1 Like
I was gonna respond to your Geladrian but I donāt wanna get in trouble or anything because I canāt think of how to word this right without seeming like Iām being mean or something lol.
No, there wasnāt a quick grow hair tonic. I spent too much time in Drustvar and got a lot of soulsteal cast on me. I honestly like the new grey hair and long beard.
Gel chuckles quite hard, his nose stopped bleeding but his mustache was red from all of the blood
Say it anyway, you prefaced it with this message so now we know it isnāt meant to be rude.
Well, I was gonna give you a bandaid and tissue for your nose but I didnāt know which one I say They or He and I didnāt wanna sound dumb lol.
https://data.whicdn.com/images/202345391/original.gif
The cake seems to mysteriously vanish. 
return to her hopping about. I get to talk to my Floofzie today, Iām so happy.
4 Likes
Ah ok, thatās fine. I was using they because I wasnāt sure how the female Gel thing would turn out but now Gel is firmly he
1 Like
Ooh okay. Wellā¦Iām bad at this but Iāma try.
Gently places tissue on his mustache then slowly applies the bandaid to his nose
Next time, just drink some water haha.
Same thing happened to me in Rift, they turned my awesome solo-raid hybrid build into a pure aoe healerā¦and it sucked in comparison. They just demolished the toolkit to the point that that is all you were
1 Like