GD Lounge # Reforged Shadowlands (Part 1)

[Penumbrae-sentinels (Penumbrae)]

tries to organize a raid group to save Laeuko but notices her words and lips are out of sync
What? I’m being dubbed?
notices his guild has been changed to Toho Studios and everything she’s doing is being narrated by Raymond Burr
ARRRRRRGH!

[Surfgirl-dathremar (Surfgirl)]

@Penumbrae-sentinels

notices his guild has been changed to Toho Studios

yay

@Penumbrae-sentinels

arrated by Raymond Burr

nooooooo lol

@Laeuko-draenor

Is there going to be an Azeroth

/cuts to a scene of surfy having fun with the butterfly gnomes of ardenwald . She’s heard to mutter “Azeroth? oh yeah it’s still there I think”

[Surfgirl-dathremar (Surfgirl)]

Here’s hoping y’all are having a magical monday

[Laeuko-draenor]

Sees narrator Raymond Burr, picks him up

SNAAAAAACKK

puts narrator Raymond Burr in mouth than swallows

RAAAAAAAAWRR!!!

Continues walking, heads towards Thunder Bluff

[Elmerbludd-antonidas]

Magical isn’t exactly the word I would use. But it’s definitely Monday.

[Surfgirl-dathremar (Surfgirl)]

@Laeuko-draenor

Sees narrator Raymond Burr, picks him up

SNAAAAAACKK

As someone who prefers the original Godzilla over the Raymond Burr version

me likey this

[Surfgirl-dathremar (Surfgirl)]

It was a super sunday though

[Laeuko-draenor]

Meeaattt!!

MEEEAAATTT!

Sees Thunder Bluff and getting ready to scoop up Tauren as a meal.

[Gnarlsbeth-drenden (Gnarlsbeth)]

(gets a raid together and zaps Laeuko with a World Enlargement Ray and a tranq shot)

That should do it.

[Cyndilou-whisperwind (Cyndilou)]

(Lady Cyndi Lou offers you her Sure Shot, Double Barreled, Fully Loaded, Super Industrial Strength, Tranquilizer Shotgun.)

“If you need to, feel free to fire both barrels.”
/smile

[Mërlina-azuresong]

No more need for Wonderland cookies/drinks?

/sigh

[Cyndilou-whisperwind (Cyndilou)]

“It’s not YOUR fault. She mixed your Cookies with Fel Soda Pop. She did this to herself.”
/understanding pat
/smile

[Mërlina-azuresong]

I did even see that. I just saw the last two posts and between that and the last few days of feeling left out here I just didn’t feel all that good.

Nevermind.

[Cyndilou-whisperwind (Cyndilou)]

“I feel ya.”
/hugs
/smile

[Mërlina-azuresong]

@Laeuko-draenor

Is that fel blood?

Orc should stay away from from strange fel blood drink and sodas. I’ll try and see if I like it.

I’ll have “eat me” cookie that I’ve been saving that Merlina gave me with my drink.

takes a big bite out of “eat me” cookie and gulps down strange green liquid that says “Mountain Dew”. Crumbles up the can and throws it in the trash can.

Ahhhhhh! I feel strange, and not so good.

grows slightly larger in size, gear begins to wear, rip and break

Everyone, GET OUT!, RUN!!!

Can’t…control

Raaaaawr!

My… self!

grows even larger hitting the ceiling

Friends… RUN!

A tear drops from Laeuko’s eye

Ahhhhhh! RAAAAAWRRR!

Laeuko grows to be the size of a super sized raid boss godzilla, leaving the lounge completely destroyed to rubble.with her mind vanishing.

walks away to create chaos and mayhem throughout Azeroth

RAAAAAWRRR!

(Fortunately the underwear is magical and fits no matter what size).

Umm I never gave you an Eat Me cookie. Is evil Alice back?

[Cyndilou-whisperwind (Cyndilou)]

“You offered the whole Lounge cookies, a while back, and she saved hers.”

[Alîcê-azuresong]

/drops her illosion.

Well I sure wasn’t in any orcs room last night. Sure.

[Laeuko-draenor]

@Cyndilou-whisperwind

Sure Shot, Double Barreled, Fully Loaded, Super Industrial Strength, Tranquilizer

hits Laeuko

UUUUUHHHH

SPIIIIINNNY!

faints onto the ground causeing a massive quake

slowly shrinks down to normal size, lies unconcious in a crater.

[Cyndilou-whisperwind (Cyndilou)]

(Lady Cyndi Lou sends her Army Of Tiny Robots to go retrieve you, and bring you back to the Lounge. They bring you in, and carefully lay you on the couch.)
/grin

[Alîcê-azuresong]

Can I help in any way? I have magic.