Dear Alliance: I am not steak!

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How about we talk this thing out. Come over to my place and we’ll have a barbecue. I’ll be happy to serve you.
We can even have cute nicknames. I’ll be cookie and you can be Mr T-bone.

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Silly steak the real threat isnt the Alliance. Its been under your snout all along.

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But why would my septum piercing betray me like that?

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Is milking still okay?

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Sssh its ok, dont worry about it now. Your time hasnt come yet, why dont you eat a bit more hay, get a bit more beef on those bones huh, you’ll grow big and strong. :slight_smile:

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If the undead can eat anything I most definitely have dibs on eating you has long as you are flying the Horde banner. If you were neutral I’d give you a polite hello :slight_smile:

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Of course you’re not steak. That would imply a high quality meat.

You’ll do fine as ground beef.

Burgers anyone?

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My misteak for having any beef with moo :cow2: :crazy_face:

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I am about to have a Beef with all of you trying to eat my mate. Horde or alliance!

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What!!! Orcs are not supposed to eat steak!
gasp

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Aghhhh, EMOTES, they are my weakness! WHY EARTHMOTHER?! WHY??!

Any alliance wants to eat me? :smirk:

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Steak is just pork with different letters.

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ooh, forgot to add, we are also the race that provide the meat of the horde! Make the army stronger!

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What if I am the one who wants to put you out to pasture?

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Tauren are, hands down, one of the best races in the game. I love Tauren and jokes about eating them or whatnot go down as well with me as a punt joke does to a Gnome.

And the classic male Tauren line, “Here’s the beef.”, that cracks me up everytime. If some idiots try and turn you into a BBQ or something, just let me know and I will come ready to stab.

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i just one question sense all horde it pork. Does that mean quail boars are food? It make sense now why they come after me.

Last point tuaren make great BBQ. just saying.

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Highmountain offer new sport of kickfish… maybe take pressure off of gnome punt. Glad to help little ones out.

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Keep it up, I haven’t had dog for dinner in a while.

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Eat mor worgin?

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This thread is udderly fascinating :cow::cow::cow:

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