Dear Alliance: I am not steak!

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Hello :cow: friendly :cow: folks,

I just wanted to let the alliance know that I have no BEEF with them or FOR them. So please stop trying to kill me, cook me or put me out to pasture.

I am not a beefy steak :slight_smile: !
Thanks for the kindness,
:cow::heart::cow::heart::cow:

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Nah, weā€™ll keep you around. Your hooves will make quick work of those pesky gnomes

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I make no promises.

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tauren are too huggable to eat, gnomes are better for eating

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*gently squeezes Mokalyn, to test tenderness *

Almost ready, big guyā€¦

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I think this is just some propaganda to keep me from having a delicious meal.

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Those worgens are a bit sneaky and like beefā€¦

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Of course youā€™re not steak

Youā€™re hamburger.

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Hi, itā€™s a pleasure to MEAT you but that wonā€™t stop me from MEATING out justice! If I see you, I will go HAM

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:drooling_face:

H-hello thar. I promise Iā€™ll try to avoid setting you on fire like I do to everything else. But burning things and setting them on fire is an impulse I have.

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Donā€™t look at me. I live on Starbucks and cookies.

:cookie: for moocow friends!

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You look pretty tasty to me. Guess youā€™re goin on the fire.

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These Tauren are NOT for eating!

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EAT MOR CHIKIN

Apparently this is not able to be a post on its own, so hereā€™s some of the wiki for the slogan of Chick-Fil-A.

ā€œEat Mor Chikinā€ is the chainā€™s most prominent advertising slogan, created by The Richards Group. The slogan is often seen in advertisements, featuring Holstein dairy cows that are often seen wearing (or holding) signs that (usually) read: ā€œEat Mor Chikinā€ in all capital letters. The ad campaign was temporarily halted during a mad cow disease scare on January 1, 2004, so as not to make the chain seem insensitive or appear to be taking advantage of the scare to increase its sales. Two months later, the cows were put up again. The cows replaced the chainā€™s old mascot, Doodles, an anthropomorphized chicken who still appears as the C on the logo.

Chick-fil-A vigorously protects its intellectual property, sending cease and desist letters to those they think have infringed on their trademarks. The corporation has successfully protested at least 30 instances of the use of an ā€œeat moreā€ phrase, saying that the use would cause confusion of the public, dilute the distinctiveness of their intellectual property, and diminish its value.

A 2011 letter to Vermont artist Bo Muller-Moore who screen prints T-shirts reading: ā€œEat More Kaleā€ demanded that he cease printing the shirts and turn over his website. The incident drew criticism from Vermont governor, and created backlash against what he termed Chick-fil-Aā€™s ā€œcorporate bullying.ā€ On December 11, 2014, Bo Muller-Moore announced that the U.S. Patent Office granted his application to trademark his ā€œEat More Kaleā€ phrase. A formal announcement of his victory took place on December 12, 2014, with Shumlin and other supporters on the Statehouse steps. His public fight drew regional and national attention, the support of Shumlin, and a team of pro-bono law students from the University of New Hampshire legal clinic.

After 22 years with The Richards Group, Chick-fil-A switched to McCann New York in 2016. Along with the cows, ads included famous people in history in a campaign called ā€œChicken for Breakfast. Itā€™s not as crazy as you think.ā€

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What? Is it Lent already?

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Is this the logical progression of posting the Bee Movie Script?

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I believe so Haunter. /yes

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Blizzard forced my hand. I wouldnā€™t have done it if i could have put ā€œEAT MOR CHIKINā€ as my post.

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Looks at guild name.

Screams.

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The Earth Mother watch over you! But I think you just might be standing too close to a fire you started.

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