How about this? When the Tauren stop punting Gnomes, we will stop turning you into dinner. Sound fair?
Wellā¦thatās not an unreasonable request, I guess ![:slight_smile:](https://d38bqls1q93fod.cloudfront.net/en/wow/images/emoji/twitter/slight_smile.png?v=6" ":slight_smile:")
Sure, sureā¦ calm down. Why donāt you have a seat in this nice marinadeā¦errrā¦bath and relax. Iāll come check on you in about 24 hours. Iām gonna run get some wood pelletsā¦for our vegetarian meal Iām preparing of course.
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Just leave me the bones. I need some new chew toys.
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Beef, itās whatās for dinner ![:beer:](https://d38bqls1q93fod.cloudfront.net/en/wow/images/emoji/twitter/beer.png?v=6" ":beer:")
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the nativity (christmas) fast started for eastern orthodox types on thursday
the ones using the modern calendar, at least
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The only Tauren who needs to be fed to the Alliance is Boi Bloodhoof.
FEED ![:cow2:](https://d38bqls1q93fod.cloudfront.net/en/wow/images/emoji/twitter/cow2.png?v=6" ":cow2:")
TO ![:crown:](https://d38bqls1q93fod.cloudfront.net/en/wow/images/emoji/twitter/crown.png?v=6" ":crown:")
![:blonde_woman:t2:](https://d38bqls1q93fod.cloudfront.net/en/wow/images/emoji/twitter/blonde_woman/2.png?v=6" ":blonde_woman:t2:")
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Everyone loves a nice fillet even an Orc!
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Have none of you seen āLadyhawkeā?
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Preach!
Word.
/moo ![:cow:](https://d38bqls1q93fod.cloudfront.net/en/wow/images/emoji/twitter/cow.png?v=6" ":cow:")
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You might not be steak, but I can still milk you.
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A good cook would even create Stormwind Vagabond Savory Surprise, āI lost my dollie, the little girl half bakeā , and even a splendid four course meaty binge of Forest Wolf, Naga flanks, and Baked Kobold Skewers.
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If you wonāt let me eat you, can you give me piggyback rides every now and then?
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SHAME ON YOU! He might be your long lost 3rd cousin!
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Fortunately I eat more than just beef. Venison is rather abundant throughout many parts of Kalimdor. Recently Iāve also found that Troll flesh is surprisingly tasty to me, if a bit tough to chew. Sadly no spell or prayer to Elune can tenderize most Horde races quite enough.
Luckily after some time I have managed to digest undead flesh a little better and so my bowels no longer plead for their own sweet death. Unfortunately Iāve yet to find a seasoning to make Goblins any more palatable. I have found that they are rather spicy when cooked in their own blood, however. Interesting but overall unsurprising.
Also this thread needs more attention.
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/hugs
Tauren are friends, not food
Go Nancy! Daddy Frank would be so proud.
ā¦I just massively dated myselfā¦oops ![:flushed:](https://d38bqls1q93fod.cloudfront.net/en/wow/images/emoji/twitter/flushed.png?v=6" ":flushed:")
Lol Iām happy you can actually give out emoji cookies now
I want a pet cow to name Betsy. Not to kill or something. Legit pet. Cows are so loving. Wonāt stop me from eating beef though ![:eyes:](https://d38bqls1q93fod.cloudfront.net/en/wow/images/emoji/twitter/eyes.png?v=6" ":eyes:")
Hey Alliance, keep your hands off our steak!
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