Dear Alliance: I am not steak!

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not yet, at least :slight_smile:

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But what if they are a balance druid? Are they BOTH beef and chicken at the same time? :cow::rooster::ox::chicken:

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If they’re in boomchicken form its fair game.

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Yes, you are a nice tasty steak. C’mere!

/sharpens knives
/knows full well this makes him a cannibal
/is ok with that. Steak = tasty

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Just remember Tauren are friends not food :cut_of_meat:

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Make sure you give him his daily massage… You get a better blending of meat to fat that way… Kobe Beef you know…

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my mage can make mana buns if you’re hungry :plate_with_cutlery: :bread:

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So you are a dairy cow instead? Cause I love cheese :cheese:

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I refuse to believe you don’t have some amazing “tasting” cuts on your body!

But its a weird World of Warcraft we live in…

Do Asians prefer Worgan?

How do the Pandarens feel about that?

Wouldn’t Draeni be delicious with some greek yogurt sauce?

Gnomes i suspect would be like cornish game hens…probably pretty tasty but really lacking in the meat dept.

Maybe we should just stop talking about eating each other…:fork_and_knife:

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/sheathsknife /patsMokalyn

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Of course not. Steaks mean butchering. You haven’t been butchered yet, have you?

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Well-- It’s not just the Alliance who sees Beef… :skull_and_crossbones:

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These Tauren were made for walking, and that’s just what they’ll do, and one of these days these Tauren are gonna walk all over you.

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Omg. If arakkoa become a playable race they have to be alliance so raids of them and tauren can battle. Eat more chicken! Then the arakkoa come and beat them up and all out chickfila war!

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Sometimes the alliance turn me into my name in BGs. But then a magical glowy lady rezzes me and I can prance anew!

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Didn’t I see you on the Texas Roadhouse Steak Shop menu??

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Ugh, I hate Thunderbluff; you can’t find a good burger anywhere.

:fearful:

I didn’t mean to say that! Really!

points to player

It’s this stupid player of mine who keeps playing with the /silly emote!!! :frowning_face:

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I love me some grilled Tauren medium rare with a nice compound butter. Yum

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Don’t tell tentacle-boy that. He’ll get all excited.

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Don’t worry. I only eat feltotem taurens.

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