Day #4 as a male human

[Donalesh-wyrmrest-accord (Donalesh)]

Looks like we’re going fishing again, little timbit head.

/gets club ready.

[anon1268335]

I’m a normal basic human male

I want this on a t-shirt for my taurens. We can put Fleb’s picture on the back so its legit.

[Fleb-emerald-dream]

Looks like we’re going fishing again, little timbit head.

/gets club ready.

Best way to fish!

I’m a normal basic human male

I want this on a t-shirt for my taurens. We can put Fleb’s picture on the back so its legit.

Make it happen!

[Yellöwböze-trollbane (Yellöwböze)]

<----- another forum for you to cry “horde bias” in that way.

[Flebswife-moon-guard]

I’m not a filthy circus elephant animal! I’m a normal basic human male

Dear Friends,

My darling undead husband forgot his meds again. Last time this happened he convinced himself that he was an elf and emperor of the underworld.

We found him in the outhouse pit with pointy leaves stapled to his ears.

I have no doubt that he clubbed a human to take his skin, and he is terrorizing the citizens of Stormwind. If you find him wandering around please send him home – but do watch out and don’t turn your back or you’re liable to get clubbed on the head.

Hopefully we can find him before the guards do. They might just lock up a crazy human, but once that skin rots off, old gods only know what they will do to my undead darling.

Eternally grateful,
Mrs. Fleb

[Flebjr-moon-guard]

MOM!!!

I checked the outhouse and he’s not there!

But the seat is missing again. Do you think he took it?

[Flebles-moon-guard]

i found a lonely gnome sitting close to the dangerous water. It was Really but REALLY tempting to just push him in the water, BUT it ain’t what basic human would do, it would be a waste of a good bait . So i take out my club out of my right pocket and club this cute timbit head . Now he’s asleep i gather some rope and tie him on a stick that it will be use as fishing too l. When he wake up he was over the spooky water and he couldnt call for help until a giant fish swallow him .

But Da, you said that I could eat the next gnome you caught!!

wwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

/pout

[Eze-magtheridon]

who knew the undead could be so motile

[Bellideyn-wyrmrest-accord]

Dear Diary open eyes eldery woman filthy circus elephant I hiss lady pick up cane i ran away woman mount scooter i think fast great idea banana peel stop scooter lady crash in water human eating lobster handle I found bait take club and club timbit head he’s asleep i tie him fishing too fish swallow him have meal bring fish to hideout start fire eat fish Tummy full i sleep

I’m sorry all the bold words keep making me think there’s a secret message in all of this.

[Flebswife-moon-guard]

I’m sorry all the bold words keep making me think there’s a secret message in all of this.

Well, obviously there is if you know where to look dearie:

Dear D >I< ary, >I< >O< p >E< n >MY< >E< yes from my s >L< umber and there were a eldery >W< oman throwing peanuts at me! I’m not a >F< ilthy circus elephant animal! I’m a normal basic human male ha >V< ing a nap on the street of Stormwind!

IIOEMYELWFV

I OLEV MY IEWF

I LOVE MY WIFE

He does it every.single.time. and honestly, it just sets my heart all aflutter!!!

[Huntillia-proudmoore (Huntillia)]

No excuses. Even free basic humans need to get a job. Clean up that city of yours too.

[Izzabelle-draka (Izzabelle)]

You lovely woman, we gonna have to eat that blue thing.

Tilts head while sitting on Fleb. thinks eat that blue thing,

we gonna have to eat that blue thing.

Gets comfortable on Fleb. ponders eat that blue thing.

eat that blue thing.

calls Lucifuge and invites him over for dinner…
looks up sees bloated old blue lady OH! You meant that blue thing Dear

[Flebles-moon-guard]

I are here for you Unka Fleb!

Hi cousin! Are you coming for a visit soon? We’re having gnome … oops, I mean rabbit, for dinner

[Flebjr-moon-guard]

eat that blue thing.

calls Lucifuge and invites him over for dinner…
looks up sees bloated old blue lady OH! You meant that blue thing Dear

OOOOOH! This is way better than the magazines under my bed

[Hawkéns-wyrmrest-accord (Hawkéns)]

least we have a city…

[Huntillia-proudmoore (Huntillia)]

A smelly city.

[Hawkéns-wyrmrest-accord (Hawkéns)]

not our fault you guys brought yer stank with ya.

[Fleb-emerald-dream]

<----- another forum for you to cry “horde bias” in that way.

Lol

I’m not a filthy circus elephant animal! I’m a normal basic human male

Dear Friends,

My darling undead husband forgot his meds again. Last time this happened he convinced himself that he was an elf and emperor of the underworld.

We found him in the outhouse pit with pointy leaves stapled to his ears.

I have no doubt that he clubbed a human to take his skin, and he is terrorizing the citizens of Stormwind. If you find him wandering around please send him home – but do watch out and don’t turn your back or you’re liable to get clubbed on the head.

Hopefully we can find him before the guards do. They might just lock up a crazy human, but once that skin rots off, old gods only know what they will do to my undead darling.

Eternally grateful,
Mrs. Fleb

I’m not a unstable individual my dearest wife.

MOM!!!

I checked the outhouse and he’s not there!

But the seat is missing again. Do you think he took it?

The seat is useful for my projects son.

i found a lonely gnome sitting close to the dangerous water. It was Really but REALLY tempting to just push him in the water, BUT it ain’t what basic human would do, it would be a waste of a good bait . So i take out my club out of my right pocket and club this cute timbit head . Now he’s asleep i gather some rope and tie him on a stick that it will be use as fishing too l. When he wake up he was over the spooky water and he couldnt call for help until a giant fish swallow him .

But Da, you said that I could eat the next gnome you caught!!

wwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

/pout

Flebles, my daugther, i’m sorry. I will bring you to the timbit shop.

who knew the undead could be so motile

Undead are the best.

Dear Diary open eyes eldery woman filthy circus elephant I hiss lady pick up cane i ran away woman mount scooter i think fast great idea banana peel stop scooter lady crash in water human eating lobster handle I found bait take club and club timbit head he’s asleep i tie him fishing too fish swallow him have meal bring fish to hideout start fire eat fish Tummy full i sleep

I’m sorry all the bold words keep making me think there’s a secret message in all of this.

What secret message would i want to spread to my readers, hmm.

I’m sorry all the bold words keep making me think there’s a secret message in all of this.

Well, obviously there is if you know where to look dearie:

Dear D >I< ary, >I< >O< p >E< n >MY< >E< yes from my s >L< umber and there were a eldery >W< oman throwing peanuts at me! I’m not a >F< ilthy circus elephant animal! I’m a normal basic human male ha >V< ing a nap on the street of Stormwind!

IIOEMYELWFV

I OLEV MY IEWF

I LOVE MY WIFE

He does it every.single.time. and honestly, it just sets my heart all aflutter!!!

You know me too well love.

Go back to your tree you dam tree hippies, that right you got no tree.

You lovely woman, we gonna have to eat that blue thing.

Tilts head while sitting on Fleb. thinks eat that blue thing,

we gonna have to eat that blue thing.

Gets comfortable on Fleb. ponders eat that blue thing.

eat that blue thing.

calls Lucifuge and invites him over for dinner…
looks up sees bloated old blue lady OH! You meant that blue thing Dear

Mmmm yes my lovely izzy, lets get this party going and see where we end up.

eat that blue thing.

calls Lucifuge and invites him over for dinner…
looks up sees bloated old blue lady OH! You meant that blue thing Dear

OOOOOH! This is way better than the magazines under my bed

Son, you too young for magazines, i will have to punish you.

not our fault you guys brought yer stank with ya.

Get her papa.

[Flebswife-moon-guard]

I’m not a unstable individual my dearest wife.

Of course you aren’t dear.
Carefully puts meds in gnome-nuggets.
I’m sending you a snack hun

You know me too well love.

Mmmm yes my lovely izzy, lets get this party going and see where we end up.

I see how it is husband.
Now be a good boy and eat all your gnome-nuggets

[Flebjr-moon-guard]

The seat is useful for my projects son.

Another gnome catcher papa?