Previous Thread: Committing Heinous Acts Until DK Buffs Day 1
Good morning Sufferers. Today I woke up and fed my cat before work. I went to her litter box to dump out the daily dwellings, but left one turd for her to ponder with.
As an underwhelming melee class, I have to show my spite for Ferals both in game and IRL.
Suffer well and Buff DK.
careful with this one champion, they may end up buffing only blood DK
I’m worried that devs will be on the edge of their seat to see what he’ll do next instead of actually buffing dk…
You make your cat happy or there’ll be war.
If your cat is anything like mine they’ll just poop in a flower pot to send a message and assert dominance
This made my day 
This would resonate more with the devs if you took a dump in THEIR cat’s litterbox. It’s not about the tuning, it’s about sending a message.
Fight the good fight, brother
We are forsaken
A guy in college told us a story once that he was intoxicated on the beach and had to use the bathroom, but couldn’t find one, so he ended up defecating on the sand.
Shortly after, a dog ran over and some elderly man followed, and was utterly HORRIFIED and thought it was his dog that had dropped the deuce… and then proceeded to bag ALL of it up…
I’m doubtful that the story is true, because there are so many logistics I have questions over, but the idea that it’s possible still haunts me.
Efx frequently takes dumps on the beach and blames it on local dogs. So, it’s possible.