Committing Heinous Acts Until DK Buffs Day 1

Starting Day 1 off by throwing away my trash, but leaving one single item on the ground. The ball is in your court, Blizzard. I will ramp this up like Reaper’s Mark pretending to land a kill on someone.

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May all your socks have holes in them

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In which part of the toe area?

Toe?

I like where this is going, you better commit I’ll watch your career with great interest

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What’s day two? Taking a single battery out of all the electronic devices?

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wow hold up there pal, thats some day 7 material

if he does that on day 2 then on day 10 he’ll be committing war crimes

day 2 should be “putting back empty milk bottle back in the fridge”, “leaving sink mildly open”, “not flushing” (bonus if its your workplace toilet), etc

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Replacing the delicious Oreo filling with toothpaste.

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Omg, depending on the toilet and water pressure, he could do a “half flush” so nothing actually goes down, but leaves the water all cloudy with a maimed floater.

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Day three, using Vaseline instead of mayo in everyone’s sammich. Balls in your court blizz

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Day 4 is ordering pizza and not picking it up
:dracthyr_uwahh_animated:

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Tomorrow he’s gonna go grocery shopping and leave his cart in the middle of the parking lot. Blizz needs to appease this madman asap.

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This sounds exactly like what someone wbo works at a pizza place would say…

Day 5 is going to a buffet and picking all the food by hand, including the rice.

Leaving 1/2 a cup worth of milk in the fridge and 2 squares worth of toilet paper in the roll.

Using up all the bread but leaving the ends in the package. Or eating all the drumstick cones and putting the empty box back into the freezer.