Previous Thread: Committing Heinous Acts Until DK Buffs Day 2
Good morning Sufferers. Stopped by my local 7/11 to purchase my favorite energy drink, a REIGN Cherry Limeade. Made a quick stop to the bathroom and washed my hands. Proceeded to leave the faucet on just barely. If all goes according to plan, the slow drip rate will cost them perhaps dollars in the long run.
The slow, dripping faucet represents my tears as a Death Knight and the inequalities we are forced to cope with.
Suffer well and Buff DK.
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I like this, very “Professor Chaos”
For tomorrow, might i suggest you take multiple cans of hairspray and release the chemicals into the air, further depleting our ozone and thus causing global warming even quicker!
Let the destruction of our ozone represent the erosion of your trust in Blizz to remedy the situation.
Good luck, and Godspeed
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What’s next, an 11% tip?!
The true horrors… someone stop this man before he goes too far!
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It seems that blizzard has a net negative impact on society, as that small water leak THEY created by their inability to buff dk will compound and leave that local 7/11’s revenue in the red, potentially closing down in the future(and depriving that community of its services)
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I support my fellow plate wearing brother.
Bestow chaos upon the world.
I think you should say that you are committing increasingly heinous acts, or else blues won’t understand how much of a threat you really pose to them
Like today you’re leaving faucets on. They may presume that tomorrow you’ll just half-flush things but in truth you’ll be pissing on the wall right beside the urinal (that’s also my suggestion btw)
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