Cats are jerks

I don’t have cats cause they’re snobby little creatures from he :ice_hockey: :ice_hockey:.

My cat decided to be a good boy and make me a new bowl of spaghetti after dropping my last one. He really is my good boy.

Atleast you didn’t hit him now that is not ok i see it done more then i should in real life i should report when i see that done here sometimes.

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I am personally insulted by this thread.

All jokes aside, my cat sits on my lap when I’m WoWing. It’s so cute I can’t take her off but I also can’t game. She also meows at night, scratches on the walls, barfs, has dingleberries, and attacks my feet. But damn is she adorable.

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In my own opinion it’s a bad idea to own a cat if you are a computer user. They knock things over so you can never have food or drink anywhere near your computer, they constantly try to lay near computers because they produce heat and all that hair ends up getting into the machine damaging the parts worse then dust ever could, and not to mention they always lay on your keyboards making it near impossible to use your computer.

Save your computer, get rid of the cat.

It’s a theory, but people with overly alpha / dominant personalities can’t cope with cats because cats don’t give a duck.
Where as dogs need alphas.

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In my experience those who desire control over others dislike cats because they are more resistant to training and commands. In such cases the more subservient nature of the dog is preferred.

I like my pets to be my friends, not my slaves.

:four_leaf_clover:

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One of my cats likes to hassle me to get me out of bed every morning, then whenever it gets late, she hassles me to get off and sleep. I love her dearly. She is my little orange furry goblin.

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Luckly im not the main owner my son is so he has to deal with all that i get the easy parts woHAHAHAHAH!I also have them in the other rooms never in my pc room that would be a terrible idea lol!

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https://i.imgflip.com/1rln7j.jpg

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It’s because you’re a worgen. Your bloodlust for cat death is over the charts

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I am out of likes again! WHY

Um no

It’s because I’m a feral druid and cat whisperer

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THIS is a good cat.

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Reminds me of those grumpy cat memes lol.

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Give him all the love you monster!!
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Q9DQjdbi_Xs/T3SJ_MQiIGI/AAAAAAAAyZo/9d2_-1mnZXc/s1600/baby_otters_01.jpg

J/K of course. But seriously, I can never be annoyed by my furr babies when they want cuddles.

Edit: yes that is a baby otter not a kitty. In my defense one of my previous kitties looked just like a seal point river otter so I think of her whenever I see otter pics

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I am amused you think a cat can be owned. It imprints on someone rather they are the owner or not. It’s not something you get to choose, the cat does.

More or less, the cat owns you. you don’t own the cat.

All you have to do is keep a spray bottle near the computer. Any time the cat goes near it, spray it with a little water. After a while, the cat will avoid the computer area like the plague.

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Those cheeks! I just wanna sqoosh them around, but it may result in a loss of my hand.

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A catdog. You’re in fact… both a good dog and an evil cat? How is this?

Nah i agree cats aren’t owned its the other way around sadly.which is why my son is taking care of him i just let it live in my house until he has he’s own place one day and takes him.

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