So my cat is sitting on my lap, and he pushed my spaghetti onto the ground.
I wanna hear how sad your cats make you all. I just wanna know that I’m not alone.
My cat has gotten herself stuck in the wall by my closet multiple times. I have to pull of the wall every time she does this. She feels no remorse
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When I’m lying in bed reading, my cat will go use her litterbox, then come stand on my face
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As usual, we are clearly only getting part of the story here, as you must have done something to displease your feline overlord for it to decide that you warranted such a punishment.
/moo 
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/cast feral form
/knock second bowl of spaghetti on the floor
/look bored
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You’re right. I’m breathing.
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One of our cats will frequently go lay in my wife’s keyboard whenever she’s playing a game, which I’m sure is incredibly helpful.
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One of my cats likes to “grab” their water bowl, and pull it back. I assume it’s because he can’t see where the water is, and doesn’t wanna get his nose wet. It gets water everywhere, and sometimes the kibble too.
I love my cats to death, though.
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Cats are the superior pet.
They didn’t have to be bastardized and ruined to be domesticated like dogs were. They made the deal on their own terms and have benefited ever since.
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My cat has been starting to randomly attack MY FACE. Since it could be a cry for help, i took him to the vet, nope, he’s fine. He’s just a jerk. Almost like he suddenly gets a separate personality. 5min later he’ll be fine and purring wanting cuddles.
Luckily, he’s 65% cuddles, 30% annoying and just 5% this other persona.
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My old cats would slap me in the face (while I am sleeping, forgot to add that) when they wanted chow time. Sometimes they would accidently use their claws. Yeah…
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If all the rooms in the apartment aren’t open by some arbitrary time each morning, then my cat starts yowling and opening every cabinet door in the kitchen.
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One time one of my cats was sitting on my lap wanting petted. After awhile he sat up and looked at me. This went on for about 10 seconds. Then he bit my nose and it started bleeding. Why? Because he could. He is not lacking in anything in his life. He’s just a jerk sometimes. lol
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If your cat has enough fun in the day, he or she won’t act like a jerk. Mine loves to play fetch when she wakes up, when I get home, etc. Fed on time, some treats on time…never knocks anything over.
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UPDATE: He clawed my chest. He stabbed me and wouldn’t let go and I dropped him. His claw was in my chest. It was IN.
This is a myth… there is just no ‘enough fun’ to be had!
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An earlier cat, that was her nightly ritual.
I’d go to bed.
A few minutes later you’d hear the scratch scratch scratch of the litter box. Another moment, and the bedroom door creaks. Finally a trill as she bounced on the bed, then maneuvered my arm in to the most comfortable position (for her), where she would settle in and go to sleep.
This was all well and good until the night she had a bad dream and sunk her claws in to my arm.
But, yea, it was something special knowing I was the next stop after the litter box.
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Every cat is different. Every pet is different period for that matter. I have a couple cats and dogs, and their personalities are all completely different. They all live in the same house, receive all the love they could ever have and are never going without food or water. But like people, they are all their own beings I guess is the word I’m looking for.
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Hahaha, you’re right! It almost seems like the more I play with her, the more she wants. But still, gets pissed if I decide to skip it for any reason.
Yes I am laying on the string toy we are playing with.
No, don’t leave! continue to play with me!