Boneless wings are NOT wings

Wings are wings, dang it.

Imagine paying for bone that you canā€™t eat, when you could just eat nuggies and tendies instead.

Wings are garbage food for uncultured heathens. Nuggies for life.

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Buffalo wings come from tiny buffalo

you are correct, bonless wings are not wings, but

why in the world would I want to eat around bones with nasty veins and cartilege when I can just munch on some tasty boneless wings instead?

Why canā€™t they be big buffalo with tiny wings?

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lol wut, nothing even slightly manly at all about eating wings ā€¦ itā€™s a piece of garbage that in rugged times was just discarded because without sauce itā€™s worthless. Eating wings is as manly as eating cake frosting, or as manly as making the original post lol.

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cake frosting is delicous

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Probably used for stocks back in the day.

Agreed. Wonā€™t even eat that stuff. Bone gives it mucho flavor too.

Yeah gonna have to agree with you. Plus I donā€™t really see manly as a positive thing anymore. Iā€™d rather have something taste good than be perceived as manly by some random on the internet.

I 100% agree with this post and i feel GD needs more posts like it. Ty OP.

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Yea, people shouldnā€™t be dissing on cake frosting.

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Personally I have to give props to whomever convinced people to pay a premium for the scrub end of a chicken.

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Hot Pockets Are Not Gourmet

You are eating a greasy, rubbery-meat, gross cheese calzone, damn it!

Have some self respect. Make your own food like a normal person.

man, you would hate new york then. by law, fried chicken is considered a sandwich. i donā€™t even understand how that law got passed.

eat a smoked chicken wing while its warm, it will change your life.

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I canā€™t eat frosting, my sister bakes cakes by the ton, and I LOVE cakes, however due to my dislike of frosting Iā€™ve had to lie to her, so she thinks I donā€™t like cake anymore. :rofl:

I do really like Royal Icing though, about the best part of any weeding cake imo.

ā€¦but itā€™s shaped like a wing.

And when I eat dino nuggets, Iā€™m actually eating real dinosaurs.

RAWR, DINOSAURS!

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Most ā€œwingsā€ in the US are actually 50% drumsticks soā€¦