Are Goblins Cute?

Cuter than gnomes but would look better with tusks and about half as many fingers and toes

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Alright, this not be to my taste but I can see it. Can you imagine the poor lad being all embarrassed having people look at him even though he’s well built and well trained? Adorable!

On topic: Goblin girls get a solid 8/10. I’d love 'em but I’m sure it would cost me.

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Goblin females are cute. Not the males, they are greedy bastards.

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Are you trying to mate with a boar?

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Hey now. You’ve never even seen Hogger’s mum.

I’m sure her beauty is so overwhelming and indescribable that all who gaze upon her are rendered speechless.

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raises eyebrow and side eyes quizzically

How bold of you.

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I know you’re 120, but you barely look a day over 25.

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Ha. I chuckled out loud.

Well played. :slightly_smiling_face:

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Yes Goblins, and Gnomes are both cute. That’s why I play them :blue_heart::heart::alien::robot:

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The cutest.

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So cute, I’m always Goblin 'em up!

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Female Goblins, Yes!

:flushed:

Erm.

Female Goblins are pretty cute, though the shortness throws me off. 8/10

Male Goblins are… well honestly I don’t find any of them attractive, but some are less ugly than others. At least they’re not undead. 5/10

What you mean is “On a scale of 10-10, how cute do you find goblins?”

My answer is 10. Now give me all your money.

I like how this is coming from a character who looks like the human version of metapod. Relax.

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Gross

Don’t insult goblins in such a way

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Well put it this way… I boosted this character during Legion.

Made myself another priest who is now higher level than this guy, done from scratch.

This guy is now just a crafting mule, because…

He’s a goblin.

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I reject your scale because Hogger’s mum is an absolute saint and you should be ashamed! Also because Anduin is a smelly nerd loser dumb face.

Hence, my scale will be:
1 being Velen at the beach
10 being basically any female belf

Goblins get a 0.

Velen in beach wear lookin like a snack :wink:

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Omfg lol. Take my +1 for that, you deviant.

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Man… I freaking LOVE gobbies.

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