Alterac Valley Adjustments Incoming

In what language and alternate universe are pointing out croc tears, and mocking those who think 15 minutes is a “turtle”, remotely “hypocrisy”?

Fairly certain my go to retail remark was directed at the clown who suggested 15 minute AVs were turtles:

Are you that guy’s alt (the one who wanted a 15 minute timer)? Would explain a lot.

Hm… i guess you are out tears after crying about the version of AV we got.

So now you just dry cry.

Yes, it is a game of chicken at the beginning of the BG. Alliance are literally going out of their way to avoid PVP. Are you suggesting we should chase them down?

You want pvp, yes freaking chase them down.

Hmm… i guess you are all out of badly constructed strawmen and are falling back on weak attempts to troll.

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" Crocodile tears (or superficial sympathy) is a false, insincere display of emotion such as a hypocrite crying fake tears of grief."

Funny you left out this part. Wonder why.

You haven’t even explained in this why I am a liar as you yourself put.

I have no idea who that guy is. This is my main. I do not want a 15 min timer.

Booo… hooo… you didn’t get your pet version of AV.

Instead of addressing the real issue which is the honor system you whine about AV.

You are going to have to cite where I did that. Unless you are suggesting that saying you are crying croc tears is calling you a liar. Grow up.

Still not seeing your “hypocrisy” angle.

Dude, you are putting way too much effort into this weird troll.

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EDIT:" editing for your edit after I posted.

Yes, grow up. Just accept a lopsided battle. Just accept a 0% winrate. Just go to retail.

Do you have any other suggestions?

It is odd that it was not a 0% win rate prior to the clownish discord queue hopping. Same map, same short queues for alliance. Why was the alliance win rate so high upon release, but you are predicting a 0% rate now?

Did they stealth move the horde cave north while nobody was paying attention?

We had maybe a 15% winrate before the premades appeared. Almost every drek rush failed. Almost every galv rush failed. I was there, I would know. The premades only formed due to the fact that the winrate was already so low.

Please explain for issues with the AV in classic.

Alliance win rate fell to that lower % after horde realized they could not beat the flat out race. Horde changed their strategy. Alliance didn’t.
I was there too, and I would know.

Good lord, you cannot even put together a coherent sentence at this point. Just go away already.

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After you explain your issues with the AV we have.

He’s asking you to explain your problems with AV. I know where he’s going, and you’re going to avoid him entirely. Something something “just fight under SH bunker archers”

To that I would refer you to the numerous threads where we covered the subject ad nauseam.

ad nau·se·am

/ad ˈnôzēəm/

adverb

  1. referring to something that has been done or repeated so often that it has become annoying or tiresome.

“the current choice of AV version has been debated ad nauseam”

So yeah, just go away already.

You clearly have no idea “where he is going”. He has trolled virtually every AV thread since classic was announced due to not getting his pet changes for the druid class.

It’s like a self-fulfilling prophecy

Not taking bait? You predicted that all on your own? WoW, Kreskin. That is some real talent.

So what are your issues with the changes?

What changes do you believe I have “issues” with?