and it is glorious
Open up with “Hey what do you and the Hungering Destroyer have in common? I sure hope those pants drop!” Then start laughing really loud and nervously. Done deal. Follow up by describing your top 10 battle pets because women love animals.
I know of one instance that worked.
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This worked for my Dad heh heh…
Ain’t nothing special about plain ol’ brown, it’s the most common eye color on the planet. My guess is they are scared of saying the word boob yet joke about it all the time.
Oh hun, when do I never not?
I think you joking but
I can see this happening.
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HEY, my girlfriend has BEAUTIFUL brown eyes, the most gorgeous eyes I’ve ever seen…
Her eyes are like a rainbow of chocolate though, shiny, light yellowy caramel on the outside and some sort of caramel-chocolate on the inside. 
Of course they are special, they are your eyes and I’m completely lost in them. >3
surprised nobody dropped this one yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFGELQ71J3o
“You gonna eat that?”
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Yeah well, my eyes are just brown. Just plain old dark brown.
Once again, another conversation I have no clue why I am talking about.
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i mean, brown is a nice color, just be glad its not red or some weird color
Yeah, well, I like being outrageous and unique. So wouldn’t be to bad.
They have contacts for that
If you didn’t read the title out loud in a Jaqen H’ghar voice, you’re doing it wrong.
I edited.
I also think the idea of putting that… THING on your eyeball is just gross and gives me the shivers every time.
no i mean they literally do have contacts that change yer eye color.
but ya i also get that, not trusting things that go near my eyes.
“I bet you dont have 2200 rating”
You ejected the first bullet by hand, didn’t you? I see what you were trying to do, but testing a technique you’ve only heard about in the middle of battle wasn’t very smart. You were asking to have your gun jam on you. Besides, I don’t think you’re cut out for an automatic in the first place; you tend to twist your elbow a little to absorb the recoil. That’s more of a revolver technique.
But, that was some fancy shooting. You’re pretty good.
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