What does he say? (Hes pretty nervous)
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Hey there, Chico!
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gasp “They do exist!”
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“Fight me”
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Dude I’m not sure if you realize this, but girls are just people. Just be normal.
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Make sure to go in depth about your time in WoW and your level 60 orc warrior they love that.
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if she delivers the pick-up line first, please tell her “me not that kind of orc” 
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Holy Roman Empire. This is very difficult to say while keeping a straight face. I wonder who can, because indeed it is hard. “Holy”, you say, while grinning . “Holy”, it is its name. But then, thinking of “Holy”, you think about all the Emperors who were excommunicated. You think about all those who tried to mess with the pope. You think about the wars of religion and how many of them ended up as protestant heretics. But then, the funniest is coming: “Roman”. Yes, now, you cannot contain your laughter. “Roman”, it is called despite the fact that this “Roman” body is standing on Germania, a land so harsh and poor that the Legions of Rome refused to set foot on it. A germanic and barbaric people, yes, but still calling themselves “Roman”. And now, here is the end of the fun: “Empire”. Now you fell on the ground, laughing so hard that you cannot breathe. An “Empire”, a body made of dozens of petty duchies and counties, all fighting for themselves, giving strange names to their position, full of Grand-Dukes or Archdukes. An “Empire” who will stay between Poland and France, while the great powers of Europe will create colonies all around the world.
“Holy” “Roman” “Empire” was neither “Holy” nor “Roman” nor “Empire”.
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Hit her with a dab and tell her your raiderio score.
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“Are you for The Alliance or for The Horde?”
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Listen to this man, he has it all figured out.
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You look like a cut of ****able meat, are you?
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He says nothing. He just accidentally craps his pants.
“Accidentally”
LOK’ TAR OGAR!!!
FOR THE HORDE!!!
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“Death by snu snu!”
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Unless she’s way into WoW and is familiar with SL, you have to preface with “before the squish, all my 120’s were rocking BiS purps and Legos”. It also helps your cred if you know a guy who knows a guy with a world first.
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Hey there! What’s the drop rate on those pants?
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IDK if the guy who said that even has a peen… Probably doesn’t even eat or drink, just need to plug him in to a charger for energy.