You should rip your shirt off while maintaining eye contact.
No words needed.
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Ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli
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But what body figure is required?
“So, I have this idea for a great movie. It’s about two gnomes who find a bracelet of power, and they have to take it to the Burning Steppes and cast it into the Cauldron. They form the Brotherhood of the Bracelet.”
“Along the way they’re trailed by a murloc named Gottom, who’s obsessed with the bracelet, and nine bracelet bogeymen. It could be a three-parter, called ‘Ruler of the Bracelet’.”
“The first part would be called ‘The Brotherhood of the Bracelet’, followed by ‘A Couple of Towers’, with the climactic ending called ‘Hey, the King’s Back!’”
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Hey, it really says something about your eyes that they can remember how nice they are while distracted by your bust.
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He talks in 3rd person to her while avoiding eye contact. She is bound to fall in love.
I read the title and thought this thread was going to be about Anduin and Sylvanas.
I would start with, “Hi.”
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What did the guy say when 2 houses fell on him???
Get off me homes!!
Usually will get a smile. Laughter is the key to someone’s heart
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My eyes are brown.
Not very special.
A joke, just minus the laughing. 
“You’re the cutest thing that I ever did see. I really love your peaches want to shake your tree”
I kid, but just talk to her like you would anyone else. I don’t believe in “pick up lines” just be yourself, even if nervous, and if she’s interested, the conversation will become more relaxed over time.
Lets quest and then do the /dance with no pants
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Not interested in losing half my stuff.
Have a great day.
Chocolate brown… poop is also brown though so I get where you are coming from.
That does it. We are going out again this Sunday.
Dress nicely.
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My opener… I grew the Kenobi beard for this opportunity alone.
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Youre doing it wrong. When you put your hand on her shoulder you must say
“Times change”
Not to mention if it goes to the date stage the moment she asks what her share of the bill is he pulls back his hood, looks her deep in the eyes and says as foreboding as possible. “Everything…”
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