A boy finally meets a girl

He asks, “what does this post have to do with world of warcraft?”

“Will you be the blood elf princess of my dreams ?”

I know… I was saying that if I was born with red eyes it wouldn’t be THAT bad. And even if I got made fun of for them, I’m pretty much resilient to bullying, nobody wants to mess with the cool, funny girl who can talk your @$$ off. :grin:

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“Hey, I fuffurbate to anime girls. Wanna be my friend?”

sorry, had to say that, lol

Fair point.

You come in here and call us all out like this!!!
/jk

and to quote lost pause, lol

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Scientifically speaking all eyes are brown. How much melanin is in the iris is what gives us different colors.

I’ve got light blue myself, one eye however has flecks of gold becoming more defined, it’s gone from flecks to patches. Either Heterochromia is setting in… Or the Dark side is becoming much more apparent.

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Look around confused
“What. The hell. Is That. Smell?”

“Oh. Uh, not you… you donʻt smell that bad”

wonders why she just slapped him

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Splash in some full strength bleach or vinegar and in no time at all:
TA-DAH! red eyes!

(And you will smell unique as well! bonus!)

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No I don’t exist ignore me please

Just offer to mix them a drink like a fireflask, ranishu stomach acid or spoiled alpaca milk

Tell her that you like her socks, then ask her out immediately. Works every time.

Say “hey wanna get some tacos?” That would work on me.

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But wouldn’t you have to wait until she socks you first?

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Here’s what you do: First ya find an intelligent looking block of wood, next you carve it into the shape of a man (features may vary), next you find the least mentally insane looking Fae you can find to turn your wooden stump into a stud, step 4 Profit…and a working boyfriend!

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my mind is running amok in the daisy fields trying to find ANY context in which this was ‘offensive’ enough to flag. lol

HEY MODERATORS…YOU NEED TO START SUSPENDING ANYONE WHO USES THE FLAG AS A DISLIKE

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Yeah had that happen in the thread about time gating content. Same post was flagged 9 times. Was rather entertaining.

I agree.

Let’s see, topics that are crap throwing fights are fine, because it’s WoW related, but innocent topics that harm no one, but are not WoW related are flagged.

There is something very wrong with that picture.

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What’s your opinion about this world or current times.

“That way you can test how smart they are.”

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Lol at the forum incels rage-flagging OP in their jealously.