Also:
So Thrall’s a Shaman again? In Super Hell?
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How are there elementals in Super Hell? Oribos?
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Garrosh had his Dark Shaman torture a whole bunch of Durotar Elementals in the lead up to the Siege.
Headcanon is they were “killed” and sent to Super Hell because mwhahahahaebil.
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yes and they’re gonna apply that you’re a misogynistic abuse apologist for making fun of her.
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I snorted.
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Jaina: She’s no longer the Banshee Queen – it’s as if she was never slain by Arthas, as if her torment never happened…
Thrall: Indeed, the Jailer vanquished the Banshee. This is –
Bolvar: The Ranger General. There’s only one thing we can do to defeat the Jailer now…
All: Follow her to victory.
The amnesia thing is awful and I love it for that, I hope that’s what they do now 
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I hope they do the part where Marlena…er I mean Sylvanas gets possessed by the devil too.
Might as well just embrace the stupid at this point.
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Not necessarily though. She is still part of Sylvanas, just like Bluther is part of Uther, Matthias Lehner was part of Arthas, Varian was Scared Varian and Logosh, etc. Everything the Banshee Queen did was still a part of Sylvanas.
Not if she sometimes has flashes of her life and actions as the Banshee Queen that fill her with brief – yet poignant! – moments of anguish!
Are you okay, Ranger General?
Yes, it’s just that the strangest melody entered my mind *queue Sylvanas Music Box Remix
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Hello there
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Hm. I got to the new zone but I haven’t done anything, though I know what happens. I just don’t feel like doing anything in WoW. On top of I’m not happy playing Horde but I don’t want to leave as I’m in a pretty chill guild.
The Necrolord invasion is up and if you’re a pet collector you can collect the lil’abom pet.
You have to collect all the parts which are spread out around the invasion area, it’s pretty easy to find most of them by just doing to the invasion quests. The pet has a ground mount and a flying mount too.
Anyway my lil’abom pet is my son and I love him 
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You can also get the hand mount!
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It’s weird how things can be so disgusting they become adorable. Who’s a horribly smelly mishmash of poorly sewn together body parts?? Yes you are
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All the years spent RPing has prepared me for collecting all the treasures hidden in the trees around Korthia because I’m a roleplayer and I know how to RP walk!
You’re not wrong! It’s kinda like the reason some people love pugs!
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and Forsaken
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Forsaken are lovable for their own merits.
I love nothing more than talking cooking with Forsaken. Such amazing recipes. Half of them are like reverse-vegan dishes, which is just amazing. I still get into arguments about the merits of dwarf-flesh. In my opinion you will NEVER find a better marinated meat, but I’m told they’re simply far too stringy and chewy, no matter how much you tenderize it.
Oh come on. Just ask any Second War Veteran from Draenor. You get the choice cut of Draenei-flesh and you slap it in a smoker for an afternoon. Stuff will literally melt in your mouth!
EDIT: Also for anyone…disquieted by all this. Remember, Blood Elves literally have a joke involving the Tauren and having steak twice a week. If there’s ANY race on Azeroth outside the Forsaken that’s going to have actual discourse over the merits of sapient creature flesh, it’s gonna be elves.
It’s always elves.
There are no safe words in this Dojo.
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Yeah but the Orcs totally pigged out! Draenei are an endangered species, you know. Getting a good thick slice of Draenei roast is damn near impossible, especially at reasonable prices.
What I want to know is whether Nightborne is any good or not. Considering they all drink wine like dwarves quaff ale, they must also come pre-marinated, but I’ve yet to hear a Forsaken praise elf flesh. It’s like eating Pandaren cuisine; you’re hungry half an hour later. Which is odd because Pandaren meat is generally pretty filling. Well, it’s mostly fat but that just makes the flavor unimaginably good.
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Nighborne wine is weird though. Spoils the flavor a bit. It’s sort of like the one guy everyone knows who runs out of Whiskey and decides to use Burboun on the Barbecue instead because “It’s basically the same thing, right?”
Nightborne vary depending on their level of withdrawal, but generally speaking they’re more of a slightly fruit flavored jerky. Chewy with a sometimes bubble gum-ish aftertaste. Just be prepared for the inevitable mana infused bowel movements later.
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