If I wanted to be glued to the outhouse for an entire afternoon I’d just go with Goblin. I have no idea what chemicals are in those things but the one time I tried it I swear I dropped thirty pounds…
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Ugh. I understand slumming it a bit, but to sink to Goblin? Did the Kobold population take a dive as to be unavailable?
Nothing but empty calories, honestly.
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I was told Goblin had a pretty good aftertaste! Of course it was a Goblin selling it to me to begin with so I should’ve just followed my instincts and walked away.
Is it weird I haven’t had a chance to try Mechagnome Fingers yet? Its like the entire population already hacked off their arms!
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I’ve steered clear of Gnome ever since the Silvermoon FDA issued that advisory after the whole radiation bombing of their capital city. Waiting for the findings to come back on the Mecha variety, but from everything I’ve heard the prospect isn’t good.
Now Vulpera on the other hand. Turns out the Vol’dun sandstorms have a delightful tendency to just gradually and mildly tenderize the flesh - to say nothing of the natural salting.
((Encourage everyone to get involved in the conversation I’m dying. I’m literally dying.))
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I would not try Vulpera if you paid me to. Not ever since I read Calder Gray’s autopsy report of this one dude who got some kind of parasite just from handling a fox, let alone eating one. A Forsaken would probably be fine trying Vulpera, but for the rest of us mortally challenged folks, it seems unnecessarily risky.
Also, wasn’t the Silvermoon FDA’s advisory regarding the Gnomes inside of Silvermoon? Not that I’d try anything exposed to radiation either way, just asking out of curiosity.
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Reasonably confident it was covering imports. You’d probably have to check Vulpes Bulletin’s backlog on articles about the subject.
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i had a boyfriend whisper that in my ear once when i tried to use a safe word
“I don’t believe in safe words”
And that’s when it transitioned from consensual to assault.
i’m a perfectly well adjusted human being okay
I’m literally carrying on a conversation about eating fellow sapient creatures. There are no judgements here. Only the baleful gaze of She Who Thirsts.
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leave our lady of grace out of this one
still more vanilla than human male paladins in moon guards cathedral district
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When I left this thread: Aboms are cute haha
Since Then: [concern]
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We’re fine.
Everything’s fine here.
Situation normal.
You seem tense. A good massage can help with that. Pops the top off of what for all the world looks like a tub of butter
we should try to focus criticism on the story itself, and not attack the fans who are enjoying it for their own reasons. If they’re enjoying the story over on the story forum more power too them, I’m glad they’re getting some happiness from it. They shouldn’t be called names over it, since in the end, what is good and bad storytelling is subjective.
I myself am kinda half and half on the direction it is going. I do feel that it is about a character whose story has been stretched like butter over too much bread, but I can see how those who might enjoy their beloved character getting some closure, for good or ill, can finally see that closure play out, even if it is told by a shadow of blizzard’s former self.
And far be it from any of us to have any right to crap on THOSE fans, rather than focus our effort on analyzing the weak aspects of where Blizzard has been going (because Blizzard has been going downhill, there is a reason FFXIV is catching so many eyes and it isn’t the cake). Criticize the story, don’t mock the fans, because all art is subjective.
“one’s trash is another’s treasure”
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this is an accurate depiction of every thread i’m a part of tho
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Oh my god that thread is so disgusting I still can’t figure out if it’s satire or not 20 posts in
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I’m 70% sure it is. If it’s satire it’s very well done.
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Perhaps there is no need to punish WoW fans when being a fan of WoW is in itself a punishment.
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being a Gamer™ is truly suffering
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I think the server is crashing right now and myself and others can’t hearth out of the maw and I was like, welp I guess the jailer was right nothing escapes the maw???
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