9.1 is almost out

Inb4 its a Holy Summoner. The Apostle. Summons celestial warriors to do his bidding.

Imagine if the story for Shadowlands had nothing to do with the Jailer and Sylvannas soap opera but alien devourers showing up and destroying the afterlife and we have to fight an alien invasion in the after life.

The premise of that would be typical rule of cool warcraft plot.

Adventurers are needed to stop an aliene invasion but an aliene invasion IN THE AFTERLIFE!? Save the souls of your loved ones from being devoured by this new and mysterious force that resides in the maw, once the plane that held the worst and most terrible souls is now the launching ground of an alien invasion which intends to devour every soul ever or something.

I guess itā€™d be a little bit like the Emerald Nightmare but WITH ALIENS haha

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the devourers, despite being saddled with an incredibly bland name, are imho one of the most if not THE most interesting aspects of SL and iā€™m worried theyā€™re gonna get left by the wayside and forgotten after everything is said and done, especially if thereā€™s no 9.3

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i would take the devourers b like chomp chomp whoops ate your grandpas soul lol over this continual dragon ball escalation

devourer buu is the next expansion badguy

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Pretty bad that Blizzard releases an interesting mount and itā€™s only a cash shop. Meanwhile most of the stuff we get isnā€™t spectacular in that regard.

Well, those that are actively playing anyways.

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I think Iā€™m just here to post screenshots at this point.

I will now post a lengthy diatribe on you and your screenshots.

Theyā€™re good. Youā€™re good. Iā€™m glad weā€™re both on the forums to talk to one another. Your characterā€™s looking p. cool and the places heā€™s been too and things heā€™s interacted with are wilding.

I hope you have a good day.

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ā€œYooo we got new mounts! Like 5 new models andā€¦20 recolorsā€¦:frowning: . Oh wait, what is this cool bird looking thi-- cash shopā€¦ :expressionless: .ā€

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honestly still thinking about devourer buu
what if they just started giving the bigger ones like weirdly cutesy faces if you look at them at a certain angle with your head tilted
and then one using the HFC gorefiend model thatā€™s just kirby

Shadowlands: A Play in Four Acts

https://i.imgur.com/FcjAuPZ.jpg

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I think Iā€™ll resub to WoW if Sylvanas actually dies a villain. No redemption, no salvation. Villain. Dead.

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Prepare to not resub.

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At this point, it might be too much to hope that Tyrande wonā€™t apologize to Sylvanas for saying unkind things about her.

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Sylvanas reveals some looming, long-hidden secret that makes her the victim in every story, everā€¦

Tyrande: ā€œSylvanas, Iā€™m sorry. (overly dramatic pause!) How could we haveā€¦known?ā€

Tyrande glances wistfully at the brightening skies above her.

Sylvanas: ā€œThe burden of an incoherent, rambling, right-out-of-thin-air plot was mine alone to bear Tyrande.ā€

Sylvanas looks off into the distance, proudly beaming at the solid-gold statue of herself that now replaces the tomb of Tiffin Wrynn.

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At this point my fears of the ā€œBUT THE OVERMIND CREATEDā€¦ A CHANCEā€ Anima Faerie Angel Goddess Sylvanas who ticks all the uwu boxes required to banish the FIRE LOā€¦ VOID LOR-- oh wait even the Void isnā€™t the big thing anymore.

The uhā€¦

The ATOMIC MAKEUP LORDS, become more concerning every day.

Honestly Iā€™ve been kind of waiting for some kind of ā€œItā€™s okay the night elves that were slain are all inside me now and weā€™re happier this wayā€ horse [yikes] butt pull after they made the Maldraxxus Kyrian Fleshmonster that you donā€™t destroy because all the kyrian bits inside of it would totally prefer a campaign of anger over not being glued to each other in a ball bag.

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waiting for the seraphine moment where someone can talk to all the dead kaldorei and says to tyrande ā€œI miss your people too, Priestess. Do you want to hear the song of your people? :)))))ā€

apparently sylvia loyalists get a different confrontation with her in the battle for ardenweald. anyone know what it is?

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You get a prompt asking if you want to continue for 10,000 gold at which point she takes a S.E.L.F.I.E with you where you hover hand hard and her body language as sheā€™s only sort of leaning towards you but with her feet pointing away really says sheā€™s only in it for the gold.

If you time your clicks right to click twice and have at least 20,000 gold on you she leaves you with a pair of her socks.

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Iā€™m excited to catch some corpse fly battle pets!

I hope by the end of the expansion they release covenant restrictions. Juspion is Venthyr because I like the mogs but boy do I want that corpse fly mount for him. Yet also I wish I could soulshape into a spider or a turtle because that just looks like a fun ability to have for the casual dumb play that I do. Itā€™d also be fun to make him look like a necromancer but also switching seems like a real pain in the butt.

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