Wait Shia hates ultras? Is she dukenukem in secret? So many smurfs, im confused.
I explained this in an earlier thread. I found out my reddit account has like a thousand followers, probably 90% plus chicks. IRL I was always a chick magnet but I never knew testosterone leaked through the keyboard. I guess they can just tell by the way you type.
It’s funny because I’d abandoned that account after trolling in TwoXChromozones. I got pummeled in like -10k downvotes but got +1k followers ROFL.
Ah Christ, I confused them. You got me there.
i can 100% confirm they are obese middle aged man-childs enjoying your troll posts just like we all do.
I worked on text analysis software awhile back. You know, FBI type stuff for classifying the emotional state, age, gender of the person who posted it. They’re definitely chicks. They’re just not the pink haired land whales that dominate the feminist type subreddits. They’re the kinds who take responsibility for their failures, manage their diet, etc, as evidenced by the fact that they followed me despite my comments.
You thought I was a girl, lmao. Actually, that’s quite insulting now that I think about it.
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You thought I was a girl, lmao.
Sorry bro, he analyzed you with his FBI technology and you are definitely a chick.
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Keep away with the estorgen. T.T
I never ran the software on his posts. Don’t got time, horse. Too busy out here winning. I just get this feeling that reminds me of a girl from highschool who used to stalk me. She was always so mean but really she was just on the backfoot embarrassed about being caught ogling my massive pecs. She had the hots for me super bad. I took her in my camry to Arby’s. She started dropping all sorts of hints. At first I played dumb but she started telling all these stories about her “friend” and her boyfriend almost as if she was describing herself. I’ll bet you can see where this is going. I told her I know just the spot we can enjoy our fries and drove right up into the mountain. Camry’s are tough af and we passed a jeep on the way up. They all started laughing telling us to turn around. The road washed out. We came up and sure enough there was a creek going over the road. I was sure we could make it and hit the gas. She screamed and grabbed my arm as we plowed into the water. By some miracle we made it across. She was all wet. She forgot to roll the window up. I looked at her, she looked at me, and it was in that moment neither of use could resist any longer. Our craving for icecream was so bad we gassed it all the way to the small town on the other side of the mountain. The fries got wet, yo, and we was starvin. We hit 60 mph on that dirt road rolling along like it was a maxmax movie. It was the best milkshake she ever had. At least that’s what she told me.
The first thing to ask on a date is what their spirit animal is. They will say a giraffe or a kitten or something like that. I always say my spirit animal likes to whistle. They will guess and guess which one I am talking about. Then I reach into my pants and whip out my phone and show them this:
Yep, that truck’s my spirit animal. Oh. My. God. I just love the way the turbo whistles as it’s spooling up. This absolute CHAD built a truck that encapsulates my personality:
Do you look at them seductively and whisper “vroom vroom” too?
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I would just like to confirm that Batz is 100% a liar here. Ive been posting here since 2010 and my poor scottish skin still cannot hold a tan.
No but you might catch me kissing the steering wheel 
What lie did you catch him in, I don’t read half of his drivel.
he said reading posts on this forum would make you a tanned gigachad.
Btw, reading his posts, i can now 100% he is a troll. There’s not a shadow of a doubt in my mind. The guy is actually smart and is doing top tier quality trolling. Look at his posts. There’s no way.
Yep, forum trolls out here thinking it’s false because their lives revolve around a video game. I would tell you my actual test scores but nobody would believe me, so I settled for 160iq since it’s a bit more palatable. You can’t just go around saying your IQ is so high you broke the test. People will just think you’re a liar.
160 IQ is 4 standard deviations from the mean. That’s believable. I mean, that’s 1 in 31,574 people. With 8 billion people on earth, that means there are 243,871 people with 160 IQ. The moment you start saying you are 5.5 standard deviations from the mean in your math scores alone and you’re suddenly down to about 100 people that smart on Earth. People will call BS on that so flippin fast you just can’t admit your true intelligence level. You have to settle for lower or nobody will believe you.
Obviously the accuracy of the tests breaks down on those levels, but yes, having test scores above the average 10th grader while in the 4th grade is an extreme statistical anomaly. So you can bet the farm I’m smart. You got that right, horse. That’s why I started attending college in the 4th grade. I still remember the biology classes I took. Man, those were fun, but ultimately I lost interest in those and settled on computer science. CS is truly God’s work on Earth. The power of computers multiplies your IQ a trillion fold. Suddenly you can solve problems in a few weeks that are literally unanswerable no matter how many millions of dollars you throw out them and how many IQ points are involved.
I have to hand it to SC2 though. It held my interest way longer than any other thing but even it I eventually got bored. I have to spam nonsense build orders bro just to make the game harder and still get into GM 
. Every other industry I utterly dominate. I jump in head-first with no training and excel. I’ve worked in countless industries. Before an interview I google some stuff and BS my way through the interview and, after getting the job, learn as I go, phone in hand for youtube. I’ve done that more times than I can count. I always figure it out in a heartbeat, get bored, and move on to another industry. Just like Johnny Cash, I’ve been everywhere, man:
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But who is he trolling? We just play with him, he gets mocked and no one is upset? There’s no sadistic streak with him that I feel.
Trolling is is when you deceive people or start drama,he is no doing anything like that,we know him,what he does is funposting with the intention of getting some attention because irl he needs it,it is his ultimate goal, attention,which is kind of sad.
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Yeah, that’s the right kind of thinking. You’re meant to nail people’s motives.
You’re in a thread where people argue about my motives which is, according to, neither having deceived nor having started drama. Behold the “logic” of the average mind.
I’ve spelled out my motives clear as day several times in a row and people still argue, because they are too egotistical to admit that those are my motives. I couldn’t possibly be feeding off their denial, thus underscoring my accomplishments, because then they’d have to admit my accomplishments, admit their denial, and admit why they are in denial.
They are on the verge of realizing one of the smartest people on the planet has always been trolling them masked as anti terran balance whiner. They can’t compute that so they have to come up with wild conspiracy theories to make the world make sense without admitting the obvious. In other words, they are engaged in a psychotic break. That’s how monstrous my accomplishments are. People would rather reorder their belief structure, incorporating elements of delusion into their core beliefs, than admit they’re outgunned in the IQ department. They always thought they were the ones trolling me. Oh, were they wrong. 
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