Yeah I’ve seen it before. The chick who stalked me in highschool was also really mean all the time. It turns out she was just super thirsty and didn’t know a healthy to express it. She’d get caught stalking and then try to put you on the backfoot by being mean because she was super embarrassed. Babe, all you gotta do is ask and I will let you measure my biceps with your fingers. Oh, you have purple unicorns on your nails? Nice. I want to know how many purple unicorns big my biceps are. This is legit useful information here bro. You gotta use two hands, girl. We got a competition going now. We gotta see whose biceps are bigger as measured by purple unicorns. I always knew my biceps were 1.5 unicorns larger than yours bro. Oh no, look at Ralph he’s doing curls to get pumped. That’s cheating!
She’s gonna be red faced and cross eyed by the time she’s done measuring everyone in the gym. Purple unicorns now the defacto way to measure biceps as far as I am concerned. Arnold ain’t got nuthin on my unicorns boss.
Yeah I suspect when I list them some people will PM me with paypal offers. You know, try to under-cut the competition with some cash. I am an honorable businessman however. When I give away hundreds of free custom coasters, I do it while trash talking but you know what I won’t break any real rules.
This is how I know you’ve never sold nor bartered for anything in your life. Selling things and buying things is 99.9% of getting rich kiddo. You gotta learn some real life skills here man. That’s why I am here. You gotta learn the ways of manliness somehow. ALPHAchad is here to save the day.
I was willing to give them away for free kid so $5 is more than I was asking for. Rofl. But then again it would kinda devaulue them as gifts for my dudebros in SC2. So I will probably hang onto them. It was fun making you sweat bricks knowing I’d get hundred dollar offers if I listed them on reddit though.
Think about it. I would have made them much more valuable. No one wants your waste. But if i sell your waste as waste to mock you it becomes much more valuable because ppl want to mock you.
We could have made thousands and thousands of dollars.
You could be the bill jensen guy that trump talked about a lot.
Nah I got a wood chipper I can run them into. You know, like the diamond mines in Africa I gotta control the supply to inflate the value. Maybe I will do a video of it. Watch all the SC2 normies cringe with each one that goes in. $300 custom SC2 coasters? Nah I got like a billion dollars bro these aren’t worth peanuts. Do they make my biceps bigger? No? Throw them out, bro.
I guarantee the humor is 100% intentional boss. I’ve been told by many people I ought to be a comedian. I have a hundred more stories just like that one. One time I tricked a game warden into fishing illegally. That’s a good one. Another time I made out with a smoking hot redhead while dangling 200ft in the air from a rope. That one’s not funny I just like to brag. Then there was the time I crashed my truck in colarado, or burning my feet on the sandstone in southern utah, or this time I got lost on a giant open cattle ranch with cows everywhere looking at my anxiously. Or maybe I tell the one about my buddy going on a 3 day hike with canned food. Another time I went to a weed shop in Colorado just to buy a t-shirt which I then used to troll the missionaries who came to my house. I’ve got a thousand and one of these crazy stories. Clowns on Bnet out here be thinking they are fake cuz they’ve known nothing but Doritos and sc2 their whole life. Their skin has seen a collective 3 days of sunlight since their moms brought them home from the hospital.
I’ve been telling these stories at lunch parties and bars for years and years and years. I have a lot of practice in provoking the maximum number of smiles. This place is the toughest of tough crowds because it’s filled with mental illness. I kid you not. This place is like a the psych ward in a hospital. Not a single person here who doesn’t have anxiety and trust issues bare minimum. Some I will bet are even full blown schizo’s.
That’s why Chadicus Maximus is here. They gotta learn the ways of manliness somehow. They are on the internet hiding from real life because they are scared. All you have to do is read one of my posts and it’s like a shot of testosterone straight into the heart. They can feel the chin-hairs sprouting with every word they read.
Listen boss. Even avilo, or, as I like to call him, “Chadicus Minimus”, was able to get a GF (and a pretty smokin’ one at that). You can too. Tell her all about how good you are at sc2. Oh wait, you aren’t so you will have to tell her about something else. What else? I dunno, just listen to some Doja Kat and you’ll figure it out.
I’ve seen people lie for zero gain while having no anonymity. Batz is nothing compared to that. You can’t prove what he’s saying is a lie, for the most part, and he has ego to gain.
