Yes that’s called assembly. Believe it or not, I was programming in a combination of C and assembly when I was about 14 years old. Back then the compilers weren’t as smart as they are now, so you had to hand-optimize certain routines or they’d be horrendously slow. The only time that becomes relevant these days is if you are programming on a small ARM processor or something like that. I actually have a bunch of ATtiny processors laying around.
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Yo mister barcode, you are the most annoying forum poster in there, nobody cares about you, keep it quiet please.
I kinda like him. He goes around saying everything that no other 5k+ player will because they’re afraid to admit Terran/Toss just has way more options/is easier to use. He is pretty annoying though that he thinks he’s a good player. Legit not even top 600 in the world and talks like he’s the best player ever and ladder is so easy.
It’s so obvious that both of you are troll accounts that your posts are practically radioactive.
Youre the only one on this forum that goes around like a troll account. Dont know what youre talking about.
Batz is most definitely a troll, and quite mentally ill. To the point that he will log onto one of his many other troll accounts to argue and reply to himself if nobody else is engaging with his nonsense.
Ignore him.
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Only an old forum member on a new account would say that. Everyone else would say “barcode”. Checkmate. This is just too easy.
You are less than intellectually submissive.
IMAGINE an actual adult thinking barcodes are bad or give you an unfair advantage.
The ladder is designed to be a completely blind experience, your strategies that rely on knowing how your opponent plays count for nothing, and as it is confirmed by the fact that you’re complaining about barcodes, those strategies are also completely ineffective.
Also how do stream cheaters prove cheating on the ladder vs anyone is a real issue? Stream cheaters can only cheat vs streamers and that is because they can’t find hacks. It actually proves there is less hackers.
Either way avilo is an absolute bottom tier player that nobody should be looking up to… practicing at the franchise since 1998 just to lose to 4.3K players. The 3v3 game me and mask played against him proves he’s not just not just super slow even compared to bottom tier pros but also his strategies are just random nonsense.
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If you invest a lot of time into something and you still aren’t good at it, it’s time to find a new hobby / invest your time into something that will pay dividends. If you are a pro player but only 5k mmr then you aren’t good at SC – you just invested more time than most people to grind out that rank. People who are much better than you, aka 6.5k mmr, don’t have any real chance of making real money. You would be, legitimately, better off if you worked at McDonalds. You could still stream part-time after work, but it would have to be a side-hustle and not your main focus.
The only way you win tournaments is A) being exceptionally talented (sigma 5+), B) are obsessed with the game, C) take ritalin / adderall and probably roids to treat the wrist issues, D) do daily physical therapy for your wrists so you don’t develop carpal tunnel. It’s not exactly sunshine and rainbows. If you averaged out the income of every pro player as money earned divided by hours invested, they probably make poverty wages.
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This entire post is what I would expect from:
- A map hacker
- A stream cheater.
You see, people like this get away with this type of post because in theory it makes sense but in actuality it’s just reverse psychology to make people think the guy isn’t a piece of reddit cheater garbage.
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Here is a good example of a ladder sniper. I clown on this guy in a mere 12 minutes and he’s probably really mad. I message him after the game to thank him for the easy MMR. Halfway through the message, he blocks me. Fine. Whatever. So I am sitting here watching youtube and decide to queue another one about ten minutes later. I get the same guy. Hmm. What are the odds of that? This time I beat him in 4 minutes.
You see, snipers don’t matter. If you lose, it’s a skill issue. SC2 is such an easy game that it’s frankly ridiculous that people whine about hackers & smurfs & snipers. We need to be celebrating these people because they add a little bit of difficulty to the game.
How much difficulty? Well, let’s be honest here: not much. But, we have to take what we can get because anything helps since this game has a huge design problem in that it’s designed for 16 year olds to be good at. How on Earth is a video game for teenagers supposed to be hard. It’s not. Of course it isn’t hard. So, we need the hackers and the smurfs and the snipers. It’s the only way to keep from falling asleep.
If they designed a video game for adults, it would be no different from real life, at which point in time it’s better to do real life things because then you make money. Video games, by definition, are easy and relaxing and supposed to help you wind down after work, before you head to bed. They are practically a sleeping aid.
Blizzard should honestly just add hacks to the game. Some people are going to hack no matter what. At least if Blizzard does it then the money goes to helping maintain the game. Make each hack a subscription fee. Do you want maphacks? OK, that will be $10/month.
https://sc2replaystats.com/player/208671
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So…youre just queuing up against your own accounts that youve win-traded into GM right? Show me the performance and score summary.
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Oddly enough, I long for the more reasonable posts from ProTech endlessly crying about how the 2v2 matchmaker was broken.
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https://streamable.com/38e6z1
Unfortunately for you, the whole thing was live-streamed. Here is a clip. Most players tap-out when they lose the natural and this guy played it out for a full 12 minutes. He tried every micro trick in the book. You can tell he mains Terran because no Protoss on Earth has micro this nice. Only a neanderthal could look at this and think, “This is win trading.” This guy objectively used every ounce of his skill to win this game, and it wasn’t enough (despite being 5800 mmr).
You just gotta love how he starts the game out with “ez nerd” and “get owned” but then blocks me after the game. Lmao. The salt is real.
Do you know what won that game? I deliberately took a bad fight. I was far enough ahead that I could afford it, and it gave him the confidence he needed to come out of his hiding place where I could obliterate his army. He never would’ve abandoned his terrain advantage unless he thought it was safe, and by taking a bad fight he thought he was safe. He saw the ravagers morphing and took the bait. The rest of the army was kept isolated to make him think it was safe to move out and kill those ravagers. That’s called strategy.
People used to say I wasn’t GM. Then I proved it. Then they said I was boosted. Then I proved I wasn’t. Then they said “Oh you aren’t 6k mmr”. Then I showed them an endless stream of 6k mmr players getting clowned on with meme builds. Those people just disappeared from the forums. They realized I was telling the truth and just gave up. They couldn’t defeat my arguments and they couldn’t attack my reputation – they were so radically outclassed in debates that it was futile for them to even try debating against me. Now, it’s “win trading”:
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Yeah, I am a smurf. I smurf to clown on 6k mmr players with meme builds. This game is just too easy to take it seriously. Deal with it. If you can’t win / have to cry about smurfs, it’s 110% a skill issue. Have you tried bicep curls? It might help a bit (just saying 
). My biceps are bigger than your thighs and an I am GM at SC2. It’s got nothing to do with the game design and everything to do with personal choices. You pick bad strategies and you play poorly. That’s OK because there is an easy remedy. Stop making bad choices. Hit up the gym three times a week. Learn to look a woman in the eye and stand up straight. Stop blaming smurfs/hackers for your SC2 losses. If you were good at SC2, you would welcome hackers and smurfs. That’s reality. You can’t blame them without admitting you have a skill issue.
This is a video game, and there is nothing that is easier in the entire universe than a video game. Hackers and smurfs are good for the game, because it makes it a little bit harder.
Hahaha, you just cheesed a win vs someone leagues above you. You aren’t a smurf, you’re a clown with a hardcore dunning kruger effect. If you were “smurfing” gm players, your account wouldn’t have a 50% winratio at the lowest MMR you can have in GM. I love how you call them “Meme” builds. No, you just build order countered someone with easy to execute cheese. It isn’t a “Meme” build. Uthermal does “Meme” builds. Your proxy hatch attack on a Protoss is just lame cheese.
I think it’s funny when someone tries to be smart but just says something dumb. This has got to be one of the dumbest of the dumb.
The mean MMR value is roughly 2850 and it has a standard deviation of 400. That means a person who is >5k mmr occurs one in every million people. That means if you selected a person at random, somewhere on Earth, you’d have a <1 in 1,000,000 odds of selecting someone >5k mmr. As an IQ score, 5k MMR would be roughly 160 IQ.
So, when you call that “dunning kruger”, you just sound mathematically illiterate, and you also clearly don’t know what “dunning kruger” is either, which is pretty ironic hence why it’s funny. This is why I stopped posting on these boards for about a year. The quality of the arguments on here is just absolute garbage. This is something I’d expect a ornery 12 year old to say – you know, some kid who didn’t go to bed on time and forgot to eat breakfast because he slept in. I legitimately have 10 year old nephews who are smarter than this.
Why are you bringing math into the dunning kruger effect? It has a very simple definition too. A person who thinks they are far more intelligent than they actually are. Your reply to my post is literally a treasure trove of the symptoms. You can talk bull all you want to these low league fools but I’ve been to your rank, I know you’re not good and I know what youre doing to get wins. “Meme” builds. lol. More like “I cheese every game because I’m terrible and can’t admit it.” but “Heres this one out of 1000 games I played vs this 5.8k player I beat with some cheese.” You have mental problems brother.
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