Reddit is the definition of irrelevant. I watched them promote gamestop BS even though it was clearly a marketing scheme so that wealthy wallstreet investors could short sell stock & transfer their losses to burger king employees. That’s the brilliance of it. It’s cruel, but you have to admit that it was very smart. They created a scenario where burger king employees WILLINGLY mailed their paychecks to millionaire wall-street guys under the pretense of “fight the system”. Easily simultaneously the most brilliant and most blatant scam I’ve ever seen.
So anyway, speaking of scams, I went into walmart today. I hate walmart. Amazon is so much better. I am walking down one of the aisles and this very aggressive, clean, well dressed and attractive young man comes up to me and starts a conversation about my t shirt. It’s a custom shirt. I have family who own an aircraft company. So I am all telling him about the trips I’ve been on with them. At first I though oh great I am getting hit on by another gay guy (it happens all the flippin time). He then starts talking about how he’s a plumber but how he’s got a friend who was a plumber too but he invested his money well & retired by the age of 26. He goes on about how he doesn’t want to work forever and break his knees and back so he’s paying attention and learning what his friend has to say. Right, so he’s setting up the scam saying he’s gonna introduce me to someone who will help me invest or whatever, right. They never say “I can help you” because it’s not one step removed. There’s so many facial advantages to having it be one step removed.
So anyway I say oh so you’re a plumber. You know what DWV piping is. He looks confused and I say drainage waste and venting. He obviously wasn’t a plumber. He didn’t know the technical terms. He picked that out based on my appearance. I was wearing jeans with grease stains. Not bad, kid.
He’s like “oh yeah, how did YOU know that?” and I am like well when I get bored with software engineering I take construction jobs for a buddy of mine. I then told him a story about how I had an hvac guy come into my house and how he turned the water heater down in an attempt to scam me into buying a new water heater. So at this point this scam artist is starting to sweat, but he tries for it anyway. Gotta respect his determination, right. He’s like oh you’re a software engineer, so you’re pretty smart, right? And I am like well top of the IQ chart is electrical engineers, then physicists, then software engineers, and I studied all three in school, so I think that would be a pretty fair assessment. He’s like oh man that’s way too much thinking for me. Good thing I’ve got my friend to help me with my investing so that I can retire by the age of 26. I am like yeah I’ll bet your friend is pretty bored. Retiring early sounds nice except for the fact that you end up being really bored. At this point he’s wondering if I’ve already retired and I’ve demonstrated I am good at spotting scams, right.
So he’s ready to exit the conversation and I keep him there by showing interest in his investment scheme so I ask him some questions. That’s when I start telling him that the stock market is a ponzi scheme and that the only reason to buy stocks is to resell them at a markup. I give him the whole run down on market volatility and black boxes making it virtually impossible to use the stock market as a get rich easy scheme and how real estate investments are much better. I then explain to him how the economy at large is a ponzi scheme. I call it “ponzi scheme economics.” The dollar only has as much value as people assign to it. So if I am selling a product for a price a person can decide those dollars aren’t worth that product. So other people get to decide how much YOUR money is worth, and that’s a scary proposition but it’s the reality of capitalism. That’s analogous to how the stock market works and since we’ve established the stock market is a scam we’ve now established that the economy at large is a scam. PS leftists will whine the capitalism favors the rich meanwhile consumers control the value of the dollar and they are too dumb to realize it.
By the way do you know why they are importing illegal immigrants? It’s because the only way to for a ponzi scheme to payoff past investors is to bring in new investors. They are importing a new working class to payoff the financial liabilities of the previous one. It’s a ponzi scheme, bro.
At this point he’s realized he’s totally outclassed and just peaces-out of the conversation. Gotta hand it to him, he had a good Saul Goodman vibe. But my grandfather was a legendary car salesman so I know all the tricks in the book. There’s a fine line between marketing a product well and just scamming somebody, that’s for sure. I did car sales a bit when I was younger. I repaired cars and sold them. Legally you could do 5 a year without being a licensed dealer. It’s an extra 10k in cash a year if you are a good mechanic and a good salesman. My grandfather never taught me, apples just don’t fall far from the tree. I listen to podcasts by lawyers doing legal rundowns of prominent legal cases. I found out that my grandfather used to listen to a radio talk show by an ex lawyer who covered criminal cases in the area. Pull open some photos of his side of the family and holy cow my build and posture and the way I smile is all identical. That’s genetics for you.
Being the expert scam-spotter that I am, I have to warn you that zerg is an mmr scam. All you do as a zerg GM is transfer MMR from GM terrans to masters 2 protoss players.