🛡️ Tank Main's Pub: Food, Drink, Spirits [MEGATHREAD]

Hey You!
Pesky Golden Gun Reaper getting you down?
Questioning why Reinhardt hasn’t gotten buffed?
Brigette giving you a hard time?

Well you’ve come to the right place comerade. This is a thread were tank mains can chill, discuss, and just vent about our overwatch carrers

Take a look at our menu

Drinks
Reinhardt’s Pale Ale
D.Va Bubble Tea
Winston Peanut Butter Banana Smoothie
Zarya Iced Tea

Appetizers
Hog Wild Wings
Reinhardt Sausage Tots
Orisa Plantains
Hammond Meatballs

Entrees
Papa Hogs Famous Ribs
Reinhardt’s Kebabs
Zarya’s Strongonoff

Deserts
OriSundae
D.Licious Pie
Banana Milkshake.

Enjoy your Stay!

103 Likes

do flex tanks count? im a d.va main and i sometimes flex over to winston if the mood is just right

edit: also i dunno if its too much of an issue for you, but you wanna add another “s” to desert and take away one “n” from bananna

9 Likes

Now this is my kinda place
Might I just add that being a tank in a game full of ccs and insane Burst damage while also being the center of th enemies team attention is quiet draining work, I respect you all!

21 Likes

I’ll take everything Reinhardt-related, please. Oh, and a tissue to whip away my tears I try to hide as I get stunned every 3 seconds by three different heroes.

32 Likes

You just made my day lmao holy cow Hog wild wings like lol

3 Likes

I need a pint of Reinhardt’s Pale Ale, please.

32 Likes

I know how you feel, I do not know what we are going to do this season.

4 Likes

Here you are comerade! :beer:

6 Likes

Well I know what I’ll be doing!
NOT playing Reinhardt that is, lord help my boy, it saddens me to see him in such a poor place

11 Likes

Same I feel like if you could have tanks just all around stronger to CC the game would be more fun. I mean like what main tank do I play this season Rein is all around killed Monkey is counted hard as well and that leaves the slow horse

2 Likes

Orisa Online

Me and my buddy here would like some Reinhardt ales…its been a long day.

Orisa: I tried my best!

I know…:slight_smile:

7 Likes

This’s my kind of place, can I have one Reinhardt please … Reinhardt pale ale I mean.

2 Likes

Thank you, my friend!

7 Likes

:beer: Here you are my good man, Cheers! :beers:

3 Likes

Yea honestly, I switched from rein to Winston just because I got so frustrated playing rein but I’m not sure monkey is gonna be that great with briggite either, imo all tanks should have some form of cc, especially main tanks

5 Likes

Oh btw I would like some Hog Wild Wings or do I need to take candy from a baby

2 Likes

I can confirm, Winston and D.Va just get bullied by Brigette so much

feelsbadman

3 Likes

I’ll have some hogs wild wings and Zarya’s Strongonoff with some D.Licious Pie
Being a tank main is really hard could use a drink

8 Likes

Zank you my friend

6 Likes

Try Orisa my man. She has the CC, damage, and anti cc to make it this season.

Orisa: I’m simply following my programming

She still can’t take praise though lol

3 Likes