Bro, just imagine an apple. What? Do you not have any cognitive function in your brain to imagine a simple object? Do you have no monologue? Do you just speak out of primitive instinct? Is that all you are capable of? I doubt you can tell me, because you aren’t sentient, just another monkey on a typewriter.
they have tweaked his dmg numbers in the past (2018) and he could not one shot anymore and suddenly nobody played him anymore which made them revert the changes.
the amount of ad hominem attacks you post is staggering. Bro for real made a throwaway to post those 
just like any other tank that got buffed coming into OW2
No. Every hero in the game
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*except hog noted.
Even hog takes skill
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-This and other lies you can tell to yourself for being boosted
If hog takes no skill you shouldnt have a problem getting rank 1 eh?
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You know, professionals have standards
And self respect, something hog players apparently doesnt know
Of course cuz youre not good enough:)
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I’d rather face Hog than Doomfist.
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another reminder why hog should exist- it makes symm less relevant, which is good for the game!
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how is ruining another character for others is a good thing? plus symm is prettier smarter with better design and most of all, she is not a pig
don’t worry, i know the plight of being cannon fodder in a masters match one second and the kinght amongst peasants in a bronze match the other
yeah, stand outside the point and shoot the roadhog- don’t let him shoot you, but keep focus firing him to push him off the point, his job is to make space, like any other tank, if you are capable of dealing with widow holding down half the map you are capable of dealing with a hog holding a room
hog wasn’t a problem in overwatch 1- he’s only an issue now because of kiriko, but since she’s a shimada untouchable and blizzard wouldn’t nerf their wagemaker we’re stuck in this position
i can hear his ridiculously loud fart-steps over gunfire, you can’t, i think you need to quit being so ignorant of your surroundings and pay attention more
his size indeed does matter when you can wait his heal out and focus him down during it’s huge cd, stay out of his, again, range of 20 metres, tiny compared to the likes of the map-denying widow, who’s got the downtime of a rabbit and the hitbox of a pencil
because symmetra is braindead and makes every match she is in worse
besides, sym’s got an obnoxiously uptight attitude and is probably hiding a woodchipper under her robes- if you want a real wasteland philosopher, hog’s your man
Call me when youre more mature
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How any one can take you seriously is astonishing. You know people in top 500 get hooked too right? They get hooked too because ultimately every fight is over control of some portion of the map, you don’t just yield to him for just existing in an area.
Hog is braindead and makes every match he is in worse. But you won’t find that convincing.
So why is it right for you but wrong for everyone else? If you want to find common ground is maybe we shouldn’t have heroes that have designs that are inherently unfun, and that requires admitting that maybe your favorite hero has the easiest one shot ability in the game (dont u fking dare argue that, i can wake up in the middle of the night and land hooks easier than i can land widow headshots)
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Then why is the number 1 tank player in NA often Cyx, primarily playing Hog. Even before the Kiriko/Hog combo became popular in OW2, Cyx was already up at GM1 mostly on Hog.
Hog does not require bad positioning to get value. He can simply walk round a corner within 20m of an enemy and insta-kill them. GMs are constantly being hooked in Cyx games - I mean constantly. If they can’t avoid being hooked there is little hope for the rest of us.
He is talking out of his butt. He is making an argument on the grounds that hog cannot, for reasons unknown, get closer than 20 meters to people.
I feel like Mugatu in zoolander. Am I taking crazy pills? What are these people seeing in their games? Maybe the hog players they find are using a steering wheel for an input. IDK.