Misogynist wrinkles

[ProcyonNova-1247]

Actually this is misandry. As if only men are the ones that get wrinkles.

[CoolUsername-11445]

@Valkyr-21120

remember when the internet was obsessed with Lady Dimitrescu?

We still ar – I mean…they still are…

[Citalopram-21889]

@QrowxClover-1881

Probably. I’m surprised though, since China is known for some wild things. Didn’t they like, remove Claudette from their version of dbd saying they wanted to see “less blacks and bigger boobs”?

Not saying for sure that it happened since I heard it from a friend, but still lol

the only things I could find on web were something about game rating that she had to be aged up. Killing a 16-year-old (i.e., a child) in a game causes a higher rating than a 19-year-old.
And something about china not liking children to have guns in games.

@QrowxClover-1881

Well, as long as it’s not Dva, I’m fine with any “first choice”

[AppleCake-11967]

@Alexa-12559

There’s also the matter of a man’s dignity if we’re going to address men specifically.

What does this have to do with ageism and sex appeal? i’m confused…

[JuniorMcCoy-1922]

This ain’t Twitter broski this is the Overwatch forums.

Take this somewhere else.

And maybe go outside and touch grass.

[Citalopram-21889]

@HanaSolo-11721

I trash Kiri all the time. She’s such a d_ck!

remember when you had a bowl cut?

[CoolUsername-11445]

@QrowxClover-1881

Men legitimately do stay attractive for a very long time. With women that’s very rare. With men, provided they’re at least somewhat fit, they’re gonna be hot for at least 20-30 more years than a woman the same age.

Just my personal opinion.

But aren’t you saying this as someone who isn’t attracted to women? Milfs/Gilfs are among the most popular categories for male het ‘entertainment’ currently. The sexiest woman in OW lore is BY FAR Kiriko’s mom.

[Alexa-12559]

@HanaSolo-11721

@QrowxClover-1881

Tracer is 26. No way Kiriko is. Nuh-uh.

Okay, you’re gonna think I’m crazy, but Kiriko comes across as older than Tracer to me. Physically, they look the same, though.

99% sure I saw somewhere that Kiriko is 25.

@AppleCake-11967

@Alexa-12559

There’s also the matter of a man’s dignity if we’re going to address men specifically.

What does this have to do with ageism and sex appeal, i’m comfused.

… I’m not sure whether or not I should be surprised by your confusion. Sex and age aren’t the only factors, you goob! That’s not how life works.

[AppleCake-11967]

@Alexa-12559

Sex and age aren’t the only factors, you goob!

They quite literally are the only two factors that matter when it comes to sex appeal and the male gaze though…otherwise we’d have more wrinkly older women in overwatch…

[Alexa-12559]

I suppose that means only one of us has dangly parts, then.

[HanaSolo-11721]

@Alexa-12559

99% sure I saw somewhere that Kiriko is 25.

According to her Wiki page (however reliable that is…) it’s a debated subject, with multiple ambiguous sources that seem to contradict each other. Her stated age in her bio (again, on the Wiki) is “late teens, early twenties.”

Here’s a link: https://overwatch.fandom.com/wiki/Kiriko#Age

[McSpanky-11120]

@QrowxClover-1881

Tracer is 26. No way Kiriko is. Nuh-uh.

If Blizzard’s inconsistent lore is to be believed, Kiriko is likely in her late twenties or early thirties. Since she is seen playing with the shimada brothers as a kid and they are both nearing 40.

[Citalopram-21889]

@HanaSolo-11721

“late teens, early twenties.”

my spider senses says 21 at most

[QrowxClover-1881]

@AppleCake-11967

I can’t think of any reason why a young woman would be interested in a man in their 60s and 70s for any reason other than a fetish or for some kind of financial reason.

Well, I’m not a woman

Maybe that’s why. And idk if liking people that are specifically much older/stronger than me is a fetish.

It’s not about starting a family or anything like that. I mean, I can’t get pregnant

@AppleCake-11967

Most men at that age really aren’t that handsome

Have you SEEN Rein or Sigma?

@AppleCake-11967

they don’t have as much “stamina”

That’s fine

@HanaSolo-11721

Kiriko comes across as older than Tracer to me.

…how?

@HanaSolo-11721

She’s cute and chubby. Like a fluffy marshmallow

I guess

@HanaSolo-11721

And I’m probably just proving your point but… who’s Ryan Reynolds again?

Def proving my point

He’s an actor. Most people consider him hot, but…

@HanaSolo-11721

But I mostly do it because I think she deserves better writing. She should be funny, friendly, and clever, not… jerky

Hey, that’s completely fair. I don’t like her in-game character either. She’s literally wearing a gift from a little kid while being the meanest, least respectful person in the game

@CoolUsername-11445

But aren’t you saying this as someone who isn’t attracted to women

No

That’s why I might be biased

@Alexa-12559

99% sure I saw somewhere that Kiriko is 25.

@McSpanky-11120

If Blizzard’s inconsistent lore is to be believed, Kiriko is likely in her late twenties or early thirties.

15 at the oldest lmao

[CoolUsername-11445]

@HanaSolo-11721

@QrowxClover-1881

@HanaSolo-11721

Mei

Ew.

If this was more important to me, I wouldn’t be talking to you.

Mei is a HARD 10. Not even debatable. She’s thiccer than a Gwishin Colossal unit.

[Doomfistǃ-1378]

I mean wouldn’t mei being like that make sense since she was in a cryofreeze chamber or am I trippin?

[blitzcloud-2996]

dude rein has ONE wrinkle in the forehead. ONE.

[Alexa-12559]

We could over-analyze her “hurr hurr I’m so cute and irresponsible” demeanor in the animated short. Lotta modern gals hold onto the cutesy “I’m not in high school, so I’m an adult, but totally not really!” act in their early legal drinking age range and only get serious around 24-26, which would put her around 20-23.

[Citalopram-21889]

i didn’t know about the cryofreeze lore
I still can’t believe shes 31 (biologicaly?) 40(cronologicaly???) like what?

@Alexa-12559

which would put her around 20-23.

yep that explains the attitude.

[AppleCake-11967]

@QrowxClover-1881

Well, I’m not a woman

Welp, that explains it.

@QrowxClover-1881

Have you SEEN Rein or Sigma?

They’re cartoon characters……………

Also I personally am not attracted to Rein or Sigma. They’re too old for me. I can admire Rein’s physique for his age though, and he seems like a sweet enough guy.