Hey, Blizzard! (Nobody else look)

How much does one have to BEG to get one - just one - a SINGLE fair match in their entire lifetime? You know, ONE game that’s not a complete and utter stomp because it’s six god-level players vs. six people who can’t even leave spawn without dying. Let me know, cuz I promise to beg that much, however much that is.

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Don’t worry, fam. One day you will finally get a fair match… In Overwatch 2!

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Surely he would have been banned for spamming troll posts for years. This guy is the real deal and Blizzard knows it.

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Hey, when they’re right, they’re right!

Broken clock and all :mantelpiece_clock:

(this is the person that claims they’ve never won a game or something though, yes?)

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[defiantly looks]

Don’t boss me!

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We’ve been asking that same exact question since World of Warcraft. :rofl:


Today’s matches are built under the guise and excuse of “time constraints” to build a match. But with the AMOUNT of players that this game HAS. There really isn’t much to excuse for skill based match making anymore.

Fair matches are:

  • SOLO players vs SOLO Players.
  • NEWBS play ONLY with and against NEWBS.
  • Team Stack games should NEVER be a 2-stack vs a 4, 5 or 6 stack team.
  • Role Q should be balanced in such a manner that doesn’t rely on “dead weighting” of a role, to balance the other players.
  • Solo Players should never face a stacked team or be on one with stacked members.

IMO if steam rolls are a popular thing (Which they very much are now). Than why should the system even waste its time building the match. if players are going to face a loss in under 3 minutes.

I am facing MORE and more teams where they roll us hard and they have 7 minutes on the CLOCK!! I’ve never seen so POORLY balanced matches since this game launched and if the match maker builds matches so poorly, where one team is so significantly stronger. That they can roll a team in under 3 minutes. Than all i can say is GOOD LUCK promoting Overwatch 2.

The success of Overwatch 2 relies on STREAMERS and player satisfaction. If they remember being ROLLED heavily in 1-sided matches. Odds are. They aren’t going to have confidence in Overwatch 2.

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One would certainly think so :thinking:

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I’m just disappointed that the contents of the post weren’t better with a title like the one they gave it :disappointed:

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you cant win them all…

Or in Ethernyet’s case none at all.

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Just as a quick FYI trying to call out “Blizzard” or the name of a developer to draw attention to your post is not exactly appropriate. Remember the most constructive and helpful topics work to address your concerns with the game or what you like about it.

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dont know if hes talking about that profile but i checked his winrate on quickplay its higher than mine i think more than 50 percent.

It’s just Ethernyet’s schtick. Claims he can never win and then make excuses with enough plausible deniability to keep the legend alive.

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yea i remember all his posts and threads, hes kinda wierd :slightly_smiling_face:

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All the wins were from when his son was playing on his account :man_shrugging:

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yea i remember him saying that lol never posted on that thread but it was interesting. a whole bunch of people trying to help him out from guides, pc peripherals, sensitivity, etc…

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Didn’t they say their son never did? I remember one from a while ago and said their son never lol

Anyway, I tried to help them last time but they weren’t that interested I even watched one of their VODs and brought up a few things they were doing wrong.

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I wouldn’t be surprised if he did say that, considering he’s not exactly truthful

But he definitely did use his son as an excuse for winning a game once when we confronted him about it. I would try and look for it but I’d have to search through the 200 or so threads he’s made about it :skull:

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Imagine thinking this doesn’t apply to every single online competitive game.

:man_facepalming:t2:

Yeah I was one of them like a month or so ago, the person just wasn’t interested. You cant’ help someone who refuses it, they’d rather complain… I guess :thinking:

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