granted but in order to stop her hacking your heart you needed an immediate operation to fit a thick metal frame forged from dragonfire that grants immunity to all forms of electrical signals.
I wish lucioball was a permanent mode in custom game.
Granted but then they nerf Lucio to no longer wall ride.
I wish Total Mayhem was available more than Mystery Heroes.
Granted but you can nor anyone else could ever play it.
I wish the next wish wasn’t corruptible.
Granted but then it undoes your wish.
I wish this wish was corruptible.
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Granted but the next wish is actually a request since you made no wish to actually corrupt.
I wish someone would leave a comment on my hero concept so i didnt have to make a new topic
ht tps://us.forums.blizzard.com/en/overwatch/t/zap-hero-concept-jalil-faysal-judge-talon-tank/114202/10
Granted but it had nothing to do with your thread.
I wish this game was more popular.
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Granted. It is full of actually good players who are not toxic. The game is at its best. However, nobody else can start playing because everyone is so good the learning curve is impossible to go through.
I wish all my friends played overwatch with me
Granted but they are all bronze-level players who drag your Sr down immediately and do nothing but troll you because they find Overwatch boring.
I wish I was working today instead of sitting around the house.
Granted, but it’s a terrible day and they fire you at the end of it.
I wish my son didn’t always get sick right before family events.
Granted ! But he is gonna be sick every normal day.
I Wish orisa was more like rein shield wise
Granted, but now she has all of Rein’s bugs (i.e. Shatters go through the shield, etc.)
I wish Tracer had 4 blinks.
Granted ! , but she can only blink when she isnt moving
I Wish my wish doesnt get corrupted by the next reply
Granted, but then it uncorrupts your last corruption.
Tracer now has 4 blinks.
See what you have done? You have doomed us all.
I wish people didn’t ask for uncorruptible wishes.
Granted. But then your wish can only be granted on February 29th, and only exactly between 12:00:00 and 12:00:59 at midnight (or 00:00:00 and 00:00:59). And only if the last number of the year is a prime number.
I wish Bethesda hadn’t taken the “76” from Soldier: 76’s back and put it on the jacket of the character in the trailer for their new Fallout 76 game. I mean… that was pretty evident, messing with our heads.
Granted. Instead they put the number pi which is even mor confusing. Mathematicians gather is various parts of the world to try and figure it out and make sense of it. It spawns many riddles and conundrums that eventually turn out to be be just man made creations.
I wish I had some ice cream
I WISH SOMBRA WASN’T A TROLL PICK.
I’ll grant both the above wishes, I’m so magnanimous. Granted Wildebeast gets a big bowl of melted ice cream that has been sitting on the sidewalk covered in ants next to Sombra, who isn’t a troll pick. She just isn’t very motivated. She’s into social media and keeps posting selfies of her hanging out near the action, but not participating.
I wish we all excepted that Overwatch is a game of random wierdos barely working together and not the well oiled teams we see on youtube and OWL.
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Granted. Coming to this realization the weirdos band together and become a force to be reckoned with. This spreads like wild fire as alll weirdos unite and stand together. The world falls to the new band of weirdos and they eventually take over the world and make it…weird
I wish I wasn’t a lonely weirdo
Granted. You are a lonely celebrity. The whole world knows you and loves you but nobody ever talks to you.
I wish I hadn’t accidentally pressed alt f4 (mouse macro) yesterday night resulting in an 8hr suspension from comp and -50 sr at 1am (best times for me to play are midnight-4am)
Granted but every key on your keyboard becomes an alt f4 macro.
I wish my next wish was corrupted beyond human comprehension.
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