Granted. But he will stop playing overwatch.
I wish Jeff Kaplan was a hero in the game
Granted. But he was the most UP hero in existance and is never picked.
I wish for this ramen to be the best ramen in the history of ramen
Granted, but you’re deathly allergic to it.
I wish Genji’s backstory didn’t read like the backstory of someone’s Naruto OC.
Granted but you yourself turn into the biggest most stereotypical weeb in history.
I wish Symmetra could build barriers to protect her teammates from widows and hanzos
Granted, but due to other balancechanges the game becomes unbearable and nobody plays it anymore.
I wish this game felt slightly more rewarding when you took time to learn a hard hero
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Granted, now all heroes are locked except mercy and you must get top 500 using mercy and than you unlock each character 1 by 1 by doing that
I wish that i had infinite wishes
Granted but you become a vegetable unable to think of wishes.
I wish the next hero is a dps/healer hybrid using aoe splashes.
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Granted but the healing affects the enemy and the damage your own team
I wish Doomfist used his big fist to melee
… you sadistic mofo
Granted, except now he rocket punches with his small fist for relatively less damage.
I wish I was good enough to reach T500.
Finally an accurate representation of melee hits
Granted. You become awesome suddenly and reach T500 easily. Your skillz have become top notch. You are the best player around.
However… forward in the future… skynet has happened. A chinese company allied with the world’s governments used giant robots to defend the world from the onslaught caused by skynet’s army. Short time after Skynet learned how to hack the AI on the robots, and so the company was forced to put real pilots inside them. Because of the lack of soldiers at that time, the company decided to call in the world’s greatest gamers to pilot them, because of their high reflexes and reaction times.
Shortly after they realized this was a dumb idea because games have no clue of how to be in real life warfare and doesn’t cope well with body damage. You, for example, died after confusing the auto destruct button with the walk forward button, which is no surprise since they are one next to the other and look identical (except for the symbol on them)
I wish people would stop trying to f*** with AIs
Granted, but it’s already too late. Events have already happened that make the AI takeover inevitable.
I wish the Symmetra rework is released in time for the OWL playoffs.
Granted, but they’re only allowed to play symmetra vs. torbjorns for every match.
I wish that someone would review my games and tell me how to get higher.
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Granted, but you feel a sudden urge to main Doomfist and Mei. You refuse to play anything else, and although you are considered to be one of the fastest learners of the game, pros want to make sure that you are never on their team. On the upside, you also never have to play Temple of Anubis again.
I wish 2CP was fun to watch. I just want some aspect of it to be good.
Granted, but now you can’t watch anything else
I wish that the person who replied to this would get some tasty lucio oh’s for a snack
Granted, but i ran out of milk to go with it (actually true)
I wish the next OW hero will have a flamethrower as a primary weapon.
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Granted, but it’s not going to counter trol Mei’s icewall blocking her teammates path.
I wish I could stay awake 24 hours a day and never needing either to rest or eat and be always full of energy.
Granted, but you are forever depressed and cannot enjoy or be happy about anything ever again.
I wish I had my own place and didn’t have to worry living paycheck to paycheck anymore.
That would be awesome.