šŸ’” Bastion ISNā€™T being forgotten, heā€™s being ignored

Like the Onion Bro Katarina orā€¦?

The Katarina thatā€™s still replying to this very thread as we speak.

We all know how long those posts can get,

I would like a smaller but with more important informations post.

Why is it so calm here?

Everyone moved to the hammond type shield idea post?

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I think everyoneā€™s waiting for KatarinaV who just stopped typing as soon as I finished this.

Iā€™m busy complaining about the current state of this game in some other threadā€¦

:laughing:

Perhaps someday iā€™ll make a MEGA THREAD About itā€¦ And ALL The changes that need to happen, including teaching the devs how to step backwards.

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ā€œDo not say little in many words but a great deal in fewā€
~Pythagoras
:wink:

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She is gathering all the previous posts and gonna quote them in one big wall of text.

At least thats what happened earlier. Maybe its just bugged.

Itā€™s not bugged. -.- but i know what isā€¦

Me.
I am.

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ā€œIā€™ll woop yo bass if you quote people of the past one more timeā€
~Jarā€™d
:wink:

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Ironman?

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Iā€™m quite ā€œbuggedā€ By the simultaneous dissatisfaction of all those who gather against the censorship of support mainsā€¦

Iā€™m quite ā€œBuggedā€ By being ignored for an eternity in an arduous cycle of explanation and ignorance.

Iā€™m a Little bugged by the insanity of instant replies and acknowledgement of empty positive feedback to enhance the self image of this ever silent, never present workforce.

Uhgā€¦ I need to write a book or something. :expressionless:
Donā€™t mind meā€¦ just yelling into the void.

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Pls no more books.

We alread had few here not long time ago and

i belive the sequel is comingā€¦

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Oh, i meant that literally.

I have a couple of literal books i need to work onā€¦
(they arenā€™t much, because i canā€™t put things together very wellā€¦ actually as of right now, one of them is about two paragraphs long.)

But one of these days iā€™m gunna sit down and finish one of them.

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ā€œ10 reasons why bastion is depressed by all your daily hateā€

We need some lore on this one.

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Not gonna lie this ā€œKatarina replyingā€¦ā€ thing poping every sec kinda ticks me off.

Thus im out. Was a good run today i guess.


Have fun writing your book, maybe you will read it to us someday :slight_smile:

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Ah yes.

Heres your attention you ordered.

Ps. Not even worth the flag.


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Itā€™s a good thing these guys are spaced out pretty well, Iā€™d run out of trolling flags otherwise

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I thought about itā€¦ But itā€™s not worth the effort to go through the tiny drop down menusā€¦

Reading that againā€¦

I feel like iā€™m right at home looking through Xbox messages. :blush:

Iā€™ve seen people get banned because of the flags, they can definitely be useful