“FETCH IT”
Mr. Bigglesworth jumps out from the darkness and grabs the cookie with its mouth. Then it runs towards Kel’thuzad and gives him the cookie.
Yes, you can train cats to fetch stuff. It is just harder than dogs
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“Yes! THIS IS THE COOKIE PROMISED ME!”
While hamming around, KT totally overlooks the fact that cats - by cliché - attract dogs. From the shadows, Greymane jumps at Mr. Bigglesworth. He tangentially looks at the cookie, but decides to follow his instincts and focuses on the cat. KT, flabbergasted, runs floats after them, trying to save his only living ally.
The cookie meanwhile rests comfortably in one of KT’s clothing folds. Nobody is aware of its presence and it enjoys some piece and quiet for the time being.
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Until Illadin, with his spectral demon sight, notices the cookies, dashes towards KT, stealing the cookie and dives towards his fort.
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But Kael’thas was waiting for him. He stuns him with Time Lapse as soon as he dashes, making him drop the cookie. KT picks up the cookie and rides away on his Phoenix.
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Kael’thas is easily overtaken by Falstad. After deftly plucking the cookie from Kael’thas’ grasp, Falstad uses a Mighty Gust to push Kael back while he lands safely on the opposite side of the map.
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due to some confusion at blizzard, Kurdran Wildhammer suddenly finds himself standing on a battlefield with a cookie in his hand. “What the…?”
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Then all of suddenly Kurdran Wildhammer sees vines growing from the ground, entangling his feet. Suddenly emerging from the shrubs is Lady of the Thorns. She says with authority:
“I R want to join in and be da next Nexus original hero and I R want dat cookie”
She pikes the cookie from his hand with the joust stick and makes a jolt for it.
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Leoric then blocks access to the cookie using entomb before lady of thorns can grab it. Leoric then enters the tomb and collects the cookie
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Valla Vaults in WITH VENGEANCE! stunning leoric taking the cookie off his hand and stun him once more and vaults away.
and then she jumps into her new Mecha Unit and flies away.
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The End~ unless Alexstrasza transform into a dragon and chases valla in the skies!
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and it is what she does. Dragon form Alex blasts Valla down from the sky with her Cleansing Flame. The cookie falls into Hanamura Temple
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at that moment Morales Medivac right away into Hanamura Temple picks the cookie and Medivac away. Wondering around hopefully Deathwing isn’t going to come out of nowhere destroying my ship and swallowing the cookie
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As Morales lands the medivac, all of suddenly she hears “Organism Abathur, here, with you”. Morales looks up to find a picture of Abathur’s face hat above her head, which shoots needles at her, making her drop the cookie onto a locust that sweeps past her feet. The little locust scurrying excitedly to where Abathur is hiding, knowing it would get a bit of cookay. Abathur’s hiding in the altar of the storms by the way. GG Everyone.
To add salt and pepper to the injuries, Abathur retorts to Morales: “Blackwing incompatible, your morale, strategically broken”
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Abathur however doesn’t know, that the hall of storms doesn’t grant immunity to displacement. The smart Stiches knowing that, throws his friendly hook to snatch the cookie out of Abathurs claws. He then Putrid Biles his way into the distance.
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Good counter, or you could’ve snatched the cookie before the locust reached it’s destination. It could’ve been like Hanamura 0.1 
Stitches looks up in the sky to see a white beam fall from the sky, smiting him completely, with his arm holding the cookie outside of the aoe range, not destroying the cookie.
Stitches hears a voice from nowhere to be seen.
“Rektova here”
Nova reveals herself and swipes the cookie and makes a ghost protocol for it.
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Clocked, Nova is certain she is is safe, when she suddenly realizes the small yellow clock on the cookie that is already half way through and rapidly approaching the end. To baffled she doesn’t realize, that she stands in the middle of the road on which Barrel Roll Chen and Rocket Ride Junkrat have a race. Chen not seeing anything, flatens her shortly after the cookie is send back to the start of the Temporal Loop. A small blond gnomish girl picks it just before it falls to the ground.
“Just in time”
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Chromie finally won. This is it.
She takes the first bite. Not too bad actually. She takes a second one, this es certainly worth it.
But what is that ticking noise? She takes a look at the cookie, only to see yet another clock.
In her usual clumsiness, she forgot that she upgraded her time warp and it’s going to go off a second time in a moment. Well, she decides to just wait and have her fun again.
STITCHES NO LIKE!
Our favourite abomination came back to his senses. He notices the gnome and as she is the only one around, clearly she is responsible for the laser. In a fit of discontent he bodychecks her and both fly away.
Second time warp triggers, the cookie materialises in the air as a whole again and falls on the road.
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Where Aba had cast Ultimate Evolution 20 seconds ago. He unburrows, and sees the delicious cookie. He then casts Symbiote on the Cookie while standing right next to it, causing his “cocoon” to envelop the cookie too, while the Symbiote protects it with Networked Carapace to shield both Aba and the Cookie.
“Ahem!!”
“You have quite a treasure there in that Horadric Cube. According to Horadric lore, the Cube can restore a Horadric Staff.
To do it - use the Cube as you would a scroll. When the Cube opens, place both pieces of the Staff into it and use the Cube’s transmute power.
You’ll be pleased to know that the cube has other alchemical uses as well…
Six gems plus one sword transmute into a socketed long sword…”
Deckard Cain slowly walks toward the cookie and picks it up. Then quietly walks aways from the sleeping Aba and other forum readers without waking them.
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