Rules: Steal the cookie using an ability from a Hero of the Storm. You cannot destroy the cookie.
Okay, lez go.
I bake a sheet of singularity cookies.
Legend has it that in order to eat/destroy the Infinity Cookie, one must travel across the nexus and conquer 500 foes.
A few clarifications
I gorge the cookie as stitches hence eating and digesting it
GG
and on that note i’m not touching that cookie after entering stitches stomache no thanks. valeera is too hot to enter stitches gross stomache eeew…
Zagara.
Digestive juices aren’t an issue. I literally incubate and birth banelings, and finding a use for dead tissue is a Zerg specialty.
So I Maw Stitches, and by proxy eat the cookie. For the Swarm!
Qhira grappling hook pulls it out of your hands before you can eat it?
Sylvanas
Mind controls you to give her the cookie.
muradin haymakers the cookie into the air!
Lunara jumps into the air and grabs it!
Imperius lifts it to the heavens and not coming back
Anduin Leap of Faith imperius and steal his cookie.
Diablo charges Anduin and flips the cookie out of reach.
Medivh walks through a portal, grabs the cookie, and returns to his fort.
ETC Stage Dive Medivh over the fort and powerslide his way out with the cookie while headbanging. 
Garrosh taunts ETC into attacking him, causing him to drop the cookie.
He then tosses ETC out of his fort, and takes the cookie.
“I DEMAND MILK IMMEDIATELY!!”
Cassia uses her Valkyrie to pull the cookie out of Garrosh’s hands right to her
Stukov uses massive shove on Cassia, but misses and pushes the cookie to the other side of the map.
Anduin lifegrips the cookie out of Stukov’s hands as it passes by.
Tracer blinks, grabs the cookie, and recalls.
Valeera silences her before she can Recall and snatches the cookie.
Anub’Arak cocoon Valeera and flee in the underground with the cookie.