It’s okay, Uther comes over and smacks the phylactery with his hammer until it breaks, permanently banishing KTZ, and takes the cookie for the Light.
Aaaaand then Junkrat(using his enormous mega-aiming-brain.) tosses a Mine into his hand, and then detonates it at juuuuust the right angle to launch it into his hand.
aaAAHHHH!!! WHUMP
Sonya leap on Junkrat and follow by using Seismic Slam and Whirlwind. Then takes the cookie from Junkrat and uses Ancient Spear to pull herself away
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…but hits ETC instead of terrain, who does a PowerSlide and grabs the cookie midair, and then Stage Dives away.
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Then Tyrael casts judgement on ETC while he’s in mid-air and smacks the cookie out of his hand and catching it
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And then he feels the hatred of ten thousand empty stomachs years, Illidan then flips over the cookie onto Tyraels’ face, grabs the cookie, W’s out and uses Evasion.
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right after that valeera appears again stunning illidan and making him blinder than he currently is which is insane i never knew you can get blinded while you’re already blinded honestly that’s crazy stuff in my part right? i know yep indeed but yeah takes away the cookie leaving him screaming “AAAAAAAH MY EYESSSSSS” and vanishes into the shadows.
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Then all of suddenly Illidan sees vines growing from the ground, entangling his feet. Malfurion appears desiring to make amends with his brother once and for all, but upon seeing the cookie, he changed his mind and took it and moonfired Illidan for the brotherly lolz.
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ok that’s a funny one 
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Sorry I thought you posted the Illidan one. You see, Im on my phone and doesnt show the whole screen.
Malfurion casts roots on Valeera and swipes the cookie
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i still enjoyed it as i imagined malf ditching illidan for the cookie lmao
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Orphea chomps both Malf and the cookie.
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Little does she know, Olaf waits in the shadows and the moment Orphea turns her back, he dashes in her way, bows down while Baleog shoves her over Olaf, causing her to fall and drop the cookie. Erik comes in, snatches the cookie and they all three disappear in the longboat.
what is love, baby don’t hurt me…
ragnaros comes back from the slow, joins the vikings
at the boat, burns it, takes the cookie ( kiiiinda a bit burnt ) and submerges
too late winged dood of death
Bad look for you. I had a well crafted storyline, which isn’t gooing to drop now.
Stukov pushes Ragnaros out of the Ground and into the Orbit with his Arm. Pleased with the result he prepares to pick up the cookie that Ragnaros dropped.
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As Stukov picks up the cookie, a particular person speaks up…
“Well, hell, it’s about dam, TIME”
He throws a grenade which blows the cookie out of the hands of the infested terran scum. It lands in his hands as he dashes away.
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“Enough of you!”
Garrosh taunts Tychus then launches him across the map. As the prisoner flies, eyes locked on the cookie, it falls and rolls into the haunted mines.
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“THE MAP WAS PERFECT HOW IT WAS!” Yelled the Grave Keeper.
The nearby Blizzard employees shook their heads.
“Sorry, it’s just not the map we want, and there’s asbestos in some of the buildings. To be honest, that’s the main reason. We’re just reworking the map at the same time!”
The Grave Keeper looked glum.
“Aww, you’re looking kinda sad there. Here, have this cookie we found!”
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Before Grave Keeper can take the cookie, Genji dashes in with Swift Strike, Deflect away Grave Keeper’s sadness, takes the cookie, dashes out with Cyber Agility and leaves Shuriken on Grave keeper forehead as a souvenir.
“I like cookies”, says in his robotic voice
edit: adding the last sentence and fix some typo
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Once again, Genji ruins a heartwarming moment.
Disappointed by his recklessness, Murky hits him in the face with a fish. He doesn’t even care about the cookie (which just lies on the ground) and continues bashing his face in with a fish.
I actually like Genji
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