too late
I have condemned you to hell
talk to satan I’ve got a VIP section
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Fair, I accept my fate.
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It’s not even a group of friends joking with each other in aram to see how bad it could get. They could not have picked a worse three damage dealer combination. Complete waste of time.
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Gods are merciless, 10x Nazeebo match after that and 30 seconds later half of players have left.
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GriM’s picture:
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Don’t feel like playing on the weekend anymore, it’s always and consistently miserable waste of time. Only 1/10 matches seemed fun and was without BS or someone afk protesting. Have played against full grandmasters, couldn’t tell at first if some randoms just opened new accounts as a play on words on familiar names because it seemed as such a fair and good game. A rare lucky draw on team and heroes.
By 10 minutes it became obvious how much Jaina’s frost shield was helping us from turning this into a complete collapse and by 16 I was pretty sure that they were just patiently holding back until they had more burst.
That’s when they started eliminating us one by one and you could just see how they bait damage reductions on one victim and immediately in sync switch to the next.
Tbh I don’t know what kind of reactions these guys have or if they are even have a delay but being dragged forward two Tracer’s blink lengths further than intended felt embarrassing, and I was charging a very short distance from within fog of war. Surprisingly it wasn’t a complete mess of a game (if you can overlook 30k Malthael vs 170k enemy Valla) but by peeking at their stats, many didn’t have as much fun.
Here’s one more to show I am not joking around. Not even afk, crowning Arthas (without empathy) for some reason. Our team is much worse but not 7 times less healing in 8min worse. It’s very impossible to play with a healer who can’t outperform the amount of Artanis’ shielding.
https://i.imgur.com/EXIjQsp.png
See you in a week, it seems that the game has imposed a ban on meaningful player experience. As I am writing this there is not a single human left on my team and one guy on the enemy team must be afk as much as me because the game just won’t end.
https://i.imgur.com/dDzk43a.png
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I wish this Qhire a very pleasent day
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Logan’s piccy pic:
GriM’s pics:
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YES GriM
KNIFESSSSSSSSS
KNIIIIIIIFFFFFFEEEESSSSSSSSS
At first I had a gentleman’s agreement with the other non-afk to let the bots battle it out while we both suicide repeatedly or stand still in the back. I noticed that he was occasionally cheating so as I was about to face defeat an hour later I quit the match which made us both lose out on all xp because he couldn’t run across the map in 30 sec.
It is weird how much better at the game these bots become when four players leave. They also group up and attack in a pack without you having to repeatedly ping to drag them out of the spawn zone.
bro this is legit trolling
Bruisers who feel the need to 1v5 no matter their HP or game situation (talents, how many teammates alive, etc.). Yes, congratulations on your #2 damage as Tormented Souls Malthael. You were dead half the game and only have like 2 kills and the enemy just runs it down on us. Good job blaming the tank who was also trying to keep the healer from getting dived.
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Had a Valla on our team go 0-7 with just 11.8k damage in a 19 minute game.
I know some disagree, but sometimes it really is your other teammates’ fault.
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Bro, Valla is like a free win lmao, what was she doing.
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literally standing still and eating max range li-ming orbs for all 19 minutes.
like there’d be literal moments where she would just stop what she was doing and stand still for a few seconds over and over.
yeah most of this forum will literally crucify you if you so much as whisper that it’s possible for a thrower to throw games.
sorry im not capable of doing three players damage, being a healer, tanking, and split pushing all at the same time guys, guess it’s my fault some jackrear decided to hard throw the match!! <3
literally had my entire post history deleted due to this argument earlier, so you shouldn’t post about throwers ever tbh
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Game was great, but I hate Valla
Ok, an actually [redacted] game
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This [redacted] went PoA instead PA and forced me to double soak as Nova
I did well at soaking
But it wasn’t effective because my 4 men was always losing
And that [redacted] wasn’t able to do camps fast too
So he literally was a useless piece of [redacted] entire game
and the best part - no [redacted] blind vs GM
A [redacted] [redacted] laser when we had no CC for it
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I find Qhira players are consistent.
Sad, embarrassing, and pathetic. This is another match where I blame most of my teammates for honestly throwing. And I’ll even back it up with the replay.
Landmine, is that you? I bet it was for strategic purposes.
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