Like hiding in spawn like a chicken and dont even place a single mine on the map and love to afk with monster ult. Yea I hate those Abas.
You know its a bad Aba too if enemy team managed to bully him back to spawn by killing him multiple times cause he suck at placing mines and have no map vision.
You really feel a team with no Tank OR healer is not bad?
This was SL. You can’t win or lose rank points anywhere else.
It wasn’t obvious that he was going to troll however 
That’s what happened? Really? What were the pre-picks? What was the pick order?
How would me picking a tank or healer have prevented my team mates from never showing up at the objectives, or prevented the varian from Trolling?
I’m very pleased F2P rotation Ragnaros week is over. Last week I had to explain to 4 separate players how to use their Trait as they hadn’t by the 16 minute mark. People should at least read their abilities before playing a new hero!
I kept thinking about how appalled Madkiller would have been with these Rag players. 
Nothing. As I’m inclined to fill Heal/Main tank/solo lane at least 95% of the time, it doesn’t stop anyone who has decided for whatever reason to troll. You can lock a tank, it doesn’t mean the rest of the team will lock a healer or even a bruiser.
I have lost count in Plat how many times I’ve early locked a tank only to end up with a ranged healer and 3 ranged assassins.
All of the above.
I think he would have cried lol.
If you and your teammate instalocked kt/falstad you pretty much threw your draft lol. Other than that it really doesn’t matter the order of the pick. You could have tank or healed and chose not to. IDK what minky is talking about. Trolls do happen but not very often in plat. I fill tank/healer and I rarely ever get games where someone refuses to fill the other role. That’s because I dont rely on my team as much as you do. As you pointed out though gold drafts dont even matter much, so why are you only showing us that? or useless stats?
You don’t know if Phase did that. I can assure you that in Plat, I have so often early locked Johanna and the rest of my team took a ranged healer and 3 ranged assassins. Filling doesn’t assure anything, Diamond and above might be different.
If they didn’t instalock and chose to wait it Makes it worse lol!
Filling doesnt reduce bad drafts down to zero but it certainly reduces it. If you played only assassins im sure it would start happening More frequently.
What are you talking about?
You just made a topic complaining that you lost half your games to your assassin picking Junkrat. So that doesn’t seem to be working out for you.
You think tanking (without a healer) or healing (without a tank) would have prevented this?
Oh great, one of those “puff and chill” Ranked HOTS players. I’m so glad I haven’t put my nose into ranked for 2 weeks at this point.
For the second time that thread was clearly a joke. I even admitted that my hatred was irrational and that i was partly to blame each match.
Idk being high really doesn’t affect you that much. Ive played butcher when i was so drunk i couldn’t sit. Still did mediocre. That was in plat. If your varian had say an anduin or morales who could empower him he could still 1v5
This whole thread is supposed to be a joke, just some light fun where people can put all blame on others if they choose. You don’t need to tell me it’s none of my business, but I don’t think this thread needs too much accountability.
Leave that stuff for those who make personal complaint/blame threads. 
eh if he needs to he could always block me. At least that way i could avoid the pity party here every week he doesn’t get out of gold4-silver 3.
And then you wonder why ranked is a clown mode when those chill its just a game players join in and instant lose it.
But hey he had his fun. That is all what matters. Other peoples fun does not matter for him only as long he has fun.
Dear pair of blonde stealth noobs that ruined whole match - stealth is no longer as powerful, and double stealth does not immediately grant victory. Especially if you have no idea how to play stealth.
Valeera does not flank at all and keeps attacking through enemy frontline, and Nova goes almost in melee range to land her Snipe. This is very nope. I have 60,6% winrate on Valeera, so believe me - I know what I’m talking about.
Yes, I get that Chromie has reveal but you both ended up with 10 deaths and 3-4k exp contribution at level 20. My Lun, my pal’s Butcher and Raynor from our team tried our best to catch up with exp, but it’s impossible if you idle and feed for entire game.
You enjoy your report for feeding. Actually trollcomb should be a valid report reason, or more then 1 stealth should not be permitted in anykind of match.
But, but, this thread is one huge pity party! It’s sort of the point. Eh, anyway, I hope you both don’t block each other, I respect both of you and prefer seeing you all getting along happily. 
I’ve seen people try this cheese so often in QM, I read your post, but I didn’t have to, I knew what you would say, these players are all too typical. The only time double stealth can work m QM is when it’s a 5 man stack and at least one of those stealth heroes is called Zeratal or Samuro.
If it bothers you why do you make it a point to comment on them? It’s like you have a hard on for me or something.
I’m sorry but the statements you make are always illogical. You always make baseless claims about me having insta locked a role. Before that, you claimed that I wasn’t with my team mates and “My team didn’t have a tank” when the picture clearly showed me having an assist for every kill my team had.
Then you watch a video where we see a Stukov root himself next to his towers and die, and say that “Laning is what got Stukov killed” when you can plainly see on the video that he was never laning at all.
Like ,how the hell do you come to those conclusions?
Then you come out and say
When you haven’t seen how the guy played, and you don’t even know which drug he’s on!
(Though the Stalker thing is even more unsettling. I WILL NOT MARRY YOU SHADOWMERE)
But I’ve already registered you two at Bloomingdale’s! (Does that still even exist?)
*My salt. Dear KTZ player. If you queue up solo with KTZ into QM, expect to be facing Genji’s and Illidan’s and have no front line of your own. What I’m saying is, stop complaining the whole game where everyone on your team had to mute you. KTZ is not a Raynor like hero you can just queue up solo with and have a smooth ride. I suggest to you next time to select la a tad too strong Valla next time.
youre the one that believes the mmr system is specifically targeting you by pairing you with bad allies. You think that after hundreds of games played over a few years you’re still better than the people around you when all evidence points to the contrary. I bet most of your teammates that you’ve complained about over the years have already gotten themselves out of gold lol. If you had just a little better self-awareness you’d realize that complaining about your teammates every game is toxic and never going to get you out of silver/gold. It’s whatever. People dont understand how they contribute to the toxicness of hots. if you want to continue playing that way in gold i’ll leave you to it. Other forumers tried to warn me that helping you would go nowhere.
Gotta love the weak players on enemy teams that flex at other team by walking up to Spawn and get pushed back again multiple times while hiding behind a Butcher that just rolls through our team with zero skill.
People like those are weak players that cant win without getting carried by Butchers in 5v5 dps games and then think they so great but in reality they are feeders and have zero skill when Butcher is not around to help.
But I can flex the hardest cause I rected you guys 1v1 multiple times on my Li-Ming.
But ofc I lose cause I get chicken brain Falstad that feeds by flying directly into Butcher with his Z and Aba/Maiev team that
Didn’t read that. Nor will I read anything further you’ll write as it would be a waste of time.
You just replied to a topic solely to write to two people that they suck.
I don’t like bullies.