Pineapple Pizza Thread (Controversial Opinions here!)

Brightwing pick on ranked game should result in instaban for trolling your team with a useless pick.

Most Lili players are toxic while they are playing most braindead hero and they cant even play it well.

Double support or double tank is nearly always better than 1 tank 1 heal setup.

Azmodan players should burn in hell for trolling their teammates with their useless fat a*se hero

Artanis is good hero, even tho most people troll with him

Gazlowe is ok hero, even tho most people troll with him

Stitches is bad hero, even tho most people don’t troll with him (at least intentionally)

Mei is kinda cute but as you click ready in QM her animation makes her look like a drunkard punk that lives under alcohol shop lol.

Varian is a bad hero unless taunt vs Tracer

It’s all the sugar in pineapple that puts me off. Might as well eat cotton candy on pizza or top a regular pizza with Snicker bars.
I could stand pineapple on pizza if all the other toppings are fruit as well and replace the tomato sauce with cream cheese or whip cream. If you’re going to treat a dish like a dessert might as well go all the way with it.

Pretty sure the point of using pineapple is to have a slight sweetness and acidity to balance out all the meat. Don’t use canned ones.

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HotS Alex looks better than WoW Alex.
Malth’s TS is a good Heroic.
You don’t always need to ban S tier Heroes, sometimes you can just counter them.
Artanis is not bad.
The MM is good (without malecious parts like forcing ppl into predtermined losses or wins).
HotS is alive.

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Dessert pizza is pretty great (Cici’s Bavarian dessert pizza is yum). But yeah, let’s not attempt to mix the dessert with the entree.

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I don’t like Pineapple on pizza. I’m a classic Pepperoni and Sausage pizza person, however I like to add hot sauce (Domino’s pizza’s kicker sauce is where its at).

I think Nova is a viable hero in Ranked. Bite me.

Soaking ISNT that important

Umm


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The term “healbot” didn’t originate from “unskilled healers”. In fact the term healbot has very little to do with skill, but rather a feeling of being trapped into a monotonous role.

Originally it was used to describe the feeling specific classes had at being pigeon-holed into a healing role that wasn’t particularly exciting, hence “healbot”.

Eventually the term did come to non-healers to describe gameplay that necessitated healers, but that’s a different story.

Pineapple is S-tier pizza topping. First pick / first ban every time!

As long as the pieces arnt big

It doesn’t matter if people are bad. They have to learn somehow, and no matter what, players choosing to be rude about that only hurts the end result.

If you’re the kind of player who attacks others for being bad, you’re part of the problem killing HotS. No tea, no shade, queen.

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Well different cultures and food habits = different tastes.
Also reunion island’s pineapple aka Victoria pineapple is ranked 2nd to 3rd worldwise, it’s freaking delicious.

Inner Fire (anduin aa speed increase) is a bad/suboptimal talent until 16, possibly actually until 20.

That’s my controversial opinion of the day!

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You pick it for the range tho so you can get more bold strategy value. It also sets up level 16/20 quite nicely.

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It really does. Buttttttt there is one huge thing. With the higher attack speed, you can no longer flash heal in between auto attacks. I mathed it out and you get 7 less healing over a 5 second period. So really an hps difference of 1.4 :stuck_out_tongue:

Really not enough to actually matter. I haven’t actually mathed it out with 16/20, but I am 99% sure the healing skyrockets at that point.

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IF you have to put anything but lemon or jam in your tea it’s bad.

Pineapple on pizza had never been a “controversy”, per sĂ©, like EVER
 well, that was until the SJW nation attacked. I mean, Hawaiian pizza (Ham+Pineapple) has been a pizza staple for decades now.

And yes, it is delicious.

Not everything SJWs rail against is pointless or stupid, like eugenics and child labor. Sometimes there’s just so much backlog that all degeneracy can’t be addressed in speedy order.

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Ordering pineapple pizza in Italy is the fastest way how to meet mafia boss.

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