Pick a hero. Any hero.
What’s the dollar store variant of that hero like?
Example: Dollar Store Azmodan be like
Q: Globe of Property Damage
W: Summon Ill-mannered Miscreant
E: At Least One of You Shall Burn
D: We Ran Out of Ideas
R1: A Large Number of Uninvited Guests
R2: Pudding
OMAGURD! okay okay okay okay
dollar Whitemane
Q: expensive prayer
W: beam of mockery
E: X spray paint
D: squish- SUPREME
R1: “you shall not harm!”
R2: spicy ground
oh this is fun Ima do fenix now
Dollar fenix
Q: draw some circles
W: pew pew to boomshakalaka/ boomshakalaka to pew pew
E: whelp Ima head out
D: your health is now a polished turd
R1: *blows raspberries *
R2: a little bit of salt
okay one more this is too much fun
Stukov
Q: CA-RO-NAH virus
W: here have a worm
E: feet fetish
D: POP GOES THE WEASLE
R1: high five
R2: B!tch slap x3
(okay last one for real this time)
Zuljin
Q: purple axe
W: two circler axes
E: Mojo intensifies
D: Opps I’ve cut myself
R1: BIG axe
R2: too angry to die
Ability one: tis but a flesh wound
Kerrigan
Evil Space Succubus
Trait: Bug Shield
Q: Jump
W: Spiky Circle
E: Spiky Hug
R1: Psychic Magic Storm
R2: Big Beetle Monster
Zagara
Space Spider Mom
Trait: Purple Poo
Q: Explody Kids
W: Spiny Shooty Kid
E: Dropped off Kids
R1: Hungry Worm
R2: Hungry Worm(s)
aww man I have to create names as well then I really will leave this thread alone
Whitemane → Sinful Nun
Fenix → Spider.exe
Stukov → alien arm with man attached
Zuljin → magic axe man
Vikings → Costco Enthusiasts
Q - Spin to Play
W -
E - There is no E as far as you're concerned
R1 - Therapeutic Stone
R2 - Inflatable Boat (damage not included)
Morphea
Primary Abilities
Heroic Abilities
Trait
Morefeedus (food themed variation)
Primary Abilities
Heroic Abilities
Trait
Wasn’t sure where to place the Dash ability so I put it next to Shadow Waltz.
imma just plug this here 
Qhira
Dollar Store Slinky
That thing that makes a click noise
Swing set
Ree at everything
Ree in that direction
Stitches
Stinkman
Q: Yoink Chain
W: Floor Pow
E: YUMYUMGIMMIESUM
R1: Big Gulp
R2: Clean Up, Aisle 5
Trait: Spread the Doo-Doo Butter
Li-Ming
Q: Three 4-sided Dice
W: Magic Grow Capsule
E: Definitely a Feature Not a Bug
D: Pamphlet titled “How to Burn Your Mana in 5 Easy Steps”
R1: Laser Pointer
R2: Whoopie Cushion
Angry midget with a hammer
Q: Throw da hammer
W: Temper Tantrum
E: Jump on em
D: Take a break
R1: Preworkout overdose
R2: Bowling strike
Tracer:
Q: Move further.
E: Take back.
W: Pistol whip
R: Aim an explosion
The Famine
D: Expired jerky
Q: Piece of string
W: Budget brand
E: Dollar charge
R1: Microwave
R2: Dog leash
Otoya Yamaguchi (Japanese for Man who practice much with Sword, or Journeyman of the Blade 山口 二矢)
Q: Reflection Trick
W: Important Strike
E: Quickly Escape
R1: Swirling Sword
R2: Looking Glass Journeyman
D: Reflection of Self
Im back I lied, I’ve got more
politically incorrect slug
Q: parasite
W: explosive bug
R1: prime adaptation
R2: evolve abomination
D: MY KIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS!!!
sub q: spit
sub w: spikey twirl
sub E: protective mucus
Samurai:
Q: Can’t kill me
W: I don’t need 3 abilities
E: Can’t kill me 2
R1: Wave Clear
R2: Can’t kill me 3
Trait: Play in God mode.
Winged Lizard:
1: use the nifty switch on the back of your Winged Lizard to switch between Super Duper Earth Form and Demolition Man Lizard
Z: free flyte!
Q: fiery vomit!
Super Duper Earth Form:
W: glowing puddles of Destruction!
E: Stompp! Let your winged Lizard stomp to throw your enemies in the air
Demolition Lizard:
W: Fire Fart!
E: Snapp! Let your Winged Lizard spring out and snap for the next target!
R1: Cataclyzm! Lay a fiery carpet of destruction!
R2: Rooaar! Let your enemies fear your mighty Winged Lizard, when he roars at them!
(I really shouldn’t necro I really shouldn’t necro… AHHH but this thread is so good I want more)
Forgive me father for I have sinned
And no I’m not sorry
A.B.C
Q: Slide to the left
W: criss-cross
E: Back it up now y’all
R1: Every-body-clap-your-hands
R2: Lets go to work
Trait: Cha-cha real smooth
Twink (Anduin)
Q: Sprinkles
W: Watashiwa Star
E: Stwap it
R1: GAY RITES
R2: Shine bright like a diamond
trait: Slay I guess
Lol old but gold
Thrall
Q-Bug Zapper
W- Fetch Boy
E- Molerat smasher
R1- oops dropped my hammer
R2-Californication
Oh boy! An excuse to repost these!