Why do Mages have EXCLUSIVITY of "you'll win by round 10"?

Nice strawman. I’m main mage in WoW since the dawn of creation. It’s just too obvious to me that we were always the most obvious to whine that our damage wasn’t the highest; oh at least 1 of the 3 mage specs wasn’t AT THE TOP 3 of the damage meters: quickly spam the forums till the end of tarnation until at least 1 of the specs is at the top 3; other “purely dps” classes like warlock (that is rarely played by the general masses because they are considered conceptually “too evil” and that’s generally never the most populous opinion) had whole years of never being in the top 3 lol…