Why can't I WIN BY TURN 1 every game?

[SparkyElf-2852]

@Bobafett345-1506

Don’t worry, in a couple years, the insane power creep will result in games lasting past turn three being labeled as a boring snooze fest by the three people still actually playing.

You forgot proper spelling, though: ‘BOOOOOOORRRRIIIIINNNNNGGG’!

PS Frustrated… cute puppet… RIDICULOUS!

@Bobafett345-1506

the usual suspects here who praise team 5 no matter what will being saying hearthstone will be “ALL TIME BEST GAME EVER!”

‘When did the game get broken? I’ve been playing it just fine!’ — something like that.

@MrSexyPants-1167

Don’t worry, next expansion I hear there will be a new one mana spell called Coin Flip. It will give you a 50% chance to immediately win the game when you play it.

Nah, mon, that’d be too slow for its contemporary meta.

They’d still sell it, though, and it wouldn’t be any kind of scam at all.